Aug 15, 2025
"i asked chat gpt" "i asked grok" well i asked gideon and she put me in a time loop
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"i asked chat gpt" "i asked grok" well i asked gideon and she put me in a time loop
one very underrated thing about legends is it was such a dress up dolls show. like u can see your blorbo in a cowboy outfit! 1960s outfit! 1920s outfit! they're in a suit and tie! they're in pjs! they're in a star trek cosplay! and it was a new oufit every week and it was always fun!!
my one legends halloween headcanon is john makes a big deal about not dressing up, thats not smth he would Ever do, and he turns up on the bridge to find everyone is in trenchcoats and loose ties and terrible blonde wigs and pretending to smoke, but he's dressed in cat ears and fishnets and a black dress because zari gave him an earful about not participating. so they turn up at the arrowverse party as like 15 johns and one sexy cat
i think the legends visited team arrows base and felicity gives them a tour of like, all the security measures and the sick computer set up and the weapons and the special suits area and behrad is like woah! where do you guys sleep? and oliver is like?? our houses?? and up until that point the legends had not considered that. they're so thrown they're calling up kara and barry like?? what do you mean you don't sleep in your secret bases?? do you hang out with your team 24/7?? are we the only ones with a chore wheel??
also. i think when sara starts hanging out more at ava's house she's like. never give the legends your address. and ava's like okay?? but she forgets and gives nate her address so he can get his historian hunks magazine delivered (history articles for the beefy man)
and then one day she comes home to find mick in the bath (he wanted a bath and the waverider bathroom was busy), zari in her fridge (gideon cut off her snack supply because she messed with her wiring) and ray is setting up a rocket in the garden (last time he did it on the waverider there was a fire) and sara and nate are watching a movie and ava is like?? how did this happen?? and sara is like i warned u!!
i think behrad has a tiktok account where he shows his favourite food places but he never says where they are, and it gets popular and everyone in the comments is like stop gatekeeping!! and some geoguessr guy works out a pizza in one of his videos came from a mom and pop shop which closed in 1992, and it becomes a whole conspiracy theory with people dedicated to tracking down these restaurants through time. 'revealing time travel through a tiktok' is a crime the legends are charged with by the time pigs
a headcanon i have is that the legends Never have the right money for the time period they're in. like they're in a pub in the 16thC and they try and pay with $100, they're in the 2002 trying to pay with a goose (who is Definitly a fair trade for the CD they bought) and then in the modern day, they're in big belly burger pooling their money on the counter - pieces of eight, shillings, a bag of salt, a promissory note from Alexander Hamilton and some magic beans from Constantine (he swears they're real) and the worker behind the counter is like. if i give you free fries will you leave??
i think the legends think fuck it! and go rescue laika from sputnik. but then they have no idea what to do with her (the waverider isn't really built for pets) until sara has an idea, and she shows up at quentins house like hey dad. here's a dog for you. don't ask any questions. and quentin doesn't and absolutely loves having her, and always wonders why she barks loudly every time oliver speaks russian