Taught Me How to Be Someone by threeturn | T | 1093 “Don’t fuck the robot,” says Louis. “Please Harry, don’t try to fuck the robot.”
i can't comprehend me without you | T | 2471 "The first time Harry was caught with Coke, he was in the tour bus bathroom, chugging the soda. Which was difficult, to say the least, because it was so fresh and carbonated. He was pausing to take a breath in-between gulps of flavor explosion when the door flew open." or the one where Harry is obligated to drink Pepsi but finds that he really prefers Coke.
For the Love of Honey by LadyLondonderry | G | 2874 Louis looks like he's going to topple over, arms filled with planks and mesh. "What's this for?" Liam asks, rushing to take the weight away before Louis hurts himself. "The bees, Liam!" Louis motions vaguely around himself to where there are definitely no bees. Liam frowns. His large fuzzy eyebrows (good landing spots for bees) furrowing. "There are no bees here, Louis." "Not yet, there's not."
Escape by phoenixflyinghigh | nr | 7491 A Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU where Detectives Styles and Tomlinson have to come up with a plan to catch the Sony Crusader - Shawn Mendes. Featuring help from Captain Payne, his quirky assistant Niall, and the Zayn Malik.
Only Been Here One Time by alienharry | nr | 9979 “Good morning, Liam. Harry.” Louis nods at them both and then cocks his head. “Are you aware you have four nipples, Harry?” Harry looks down at his chest, suddenly worried. He doesn’t know how many nipples humans have, but four must not be a usual amount. “Should I have six?” “Not unless you’ve a litter of kittens to feed.” - The Alien!Harry fic I was destined to write
Satan/Santa [Series] by taggiecb | G | 12,466 Louis keeps stealing some of Harry’s mail, which would be annoying for anyone, but it’s especially troubling when you consider that Harry is Santa Claus. Harry will have to go through hell to get Louis to stop. Literally. Or the one with Santa Harry and Satan Louis and a series of misspelled letters to Santa.
