@phoenixiism replied to your post: You are so beefy the fuck my guy?
No it’s perfect. I love animals and you know for sure I’ll never eat you.
[looking around like...] You bit me. [Hello is this PETA? auxilio por favor]
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@phoenixiism replied to your post: You are so beefy the fuck my guy?
No it’s perfect. I love animals and you know for sure I’ll never eat you.
[looking around like...] You bit me. [Hello is this PETA? auxilio por favor]
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[ they walk in, holding an unwieldy cardboard box with one arm. the other is waving erratically ]
I found this. I think ... You should see it.
@phoenixiism replied to your post: ★
[that’s a Lot] [they just except it, though] I’m going to assume that, along with the exaggerated moaning, means you liked it.
uhhh ... [ slurps a little bit ] yes, that would be safe to say.
@phoenixiism replied to your post: ‘something’s coming. something hungry for blood.’...
I GUESS. I mean, I kinda had my heart set on blood, but if you have to be difficult.
you’re the bloodthirsty thing ?? i got raspberry sorbet. it’s red.
does that mean you wanna come inside ??
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[ text ;; zack’s friend #7 ] hey, this is zack’s roommate. cloud. he said i should text you and see if you wanted to meet up
phoenixiism replied to your post: OH BTW PENDING NEW VERSES FOR MY KIDS: high school...
clown verse, for clowns
HOW COULD I FORGET.
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this is a really fucked up misunderstanding, and frankly, i deserve better.
@phoenixiism replied to your post: “Shoot me. It’ll make them trust you.”
Hey, listen. [cups his face] I’ll be okay, babe, I promise. Just trust me.
I trust you. [’I don’t trust them,’] but you are asking me to shoot you, and trust that they will trust... me. [he’s tired of the word ‘trust’]
It goes against every fiber of my being. Verte sangrar es sentirme morir. [weakling] And to be the cause...