so as to bring the universe up to speed in my water damaged iPhone chronicle. so I was invited to go to the local gay club by my friend so I was like for sure! and started my walk over there with just a simple raincoat (no umbrella). When I leave my place it is drizzling but it is at most a LIGHT rain. 5 minutes into my walk to her place it starts pouring, like I’m saying torrential raining. like my weather app was genuinely saying severe thunderstorm warning. I remain chill however like oh I have a raincoat and my phone is in the pocket it’ll be fine. IT WAS NOT FINE. If you own an anorak with one of those bitch ass front pouches do not trust your phone to be in there when it rains. As I’m walking I’m like dang lowkey it feels like there is a bubble in my jacket whats that about I reach my had in and it is literal puddle filled with water. I expeditiously take out my phone and whatever but the damage was done man. When I got to my friends apartment I put my phone in a bowl of lentils and tried to pretend that was chill but it was awful man. Like she still is not working and IDK what to do. :( thats me today












