#phroditie

[valfreyaa-blog]

phroditie from x

“I’ve got it.” And she spits another mouthful of blood into the bucket just beside her. Her  hand pulls the gauze tighter around her arm before sticking it between her teeth. Fingers dance around in search for the scissors. Eyes find them next to the bandaids and she makes quick work of cutting the leftover gauze off and taping it to her forearm.

Freya sets the roll down, “I need to make sure I remember what they taught me,” and they is in reference to the Valkyrie, who have been working her ass off all month after Freya informed them of a strange message left for her.

[ofoffence]

8 people I’d love to get to know.

TAGGED BY: fastesthero

01. ) NAME / ALIAS: Marie 02. ) BIRTHDAY: May 26th 03. ) ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini 04. ) HEIGHT: 5′9″ 05. ) TIME: 1:35 PM    06. ) SLEEP: 8 maybe 07. ) FAVOURITE BOOKS: high fantasy, lowbrow fantasy, Donna Tartt, regency era romance shit 0
8. ) FAVOURITE ARTISTS: Monet, Degas, Goya, unless you meant music?? in which case we do not have enough time for that 09. ) LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: I was forced to watch Dark City, an old horrible yet wonderful scifi movie 10. ) COLLEGE: like, my major? Mechanical Engineering  11. ) DREAM JOB: swimming in cash 12. ) MEANING OF URL: ok I’m going to be 100% real with you my friend who got me into rping made this whole blog for me while I was studying for finals so they chose the url 

TAGGING: phroditie, labellerosedefrance, belovedofwater, rxane, embrosius, stargczer, meinsamr, relentlesswrath

[phroditie]

                                                                 all’s fair                                                 IND. APHRODITE &   ARES                                                 BY .                   V & MARIE

[embrosius]

[10:06:49 PM] clamchowndler bong: can u imagine tho. aphroditie’s like “im older than u” merlin “wait fuck you actually are i forgot how this feels like” [10:07:15 PM] egg trash: OH MY GOD [10:07:26 PM] egg trash: merlin [stares into the void] "oh. you . are" [10:07:57 PM] clamchowndler bong: what a nERD [10:08:09 PM] clamchowndler bong: “uM SENIOR CITIZENS CLUB?? WE CAN GET FREE BREAKFAST I THINK” [10:08:22 PM] egg trash: IF HE'S DEFIANT I WILL USE THE IM OLDER THAN U GAG [10:08:24 PM] egg trash: fuck [10:09:09 PM] egg trash: dite: "we'd like the seniors discount" denny's worker: "you're like. what. 22? and that guy's??? 16???" [horrified merlin noises] [10:09:25 PM] clamchowndler bong: fuCK [10:11:17 PM] egg trash: also like merlin: "i am prepared tO GO TO GREAT LENGTHS TO FUFIL MY DUTY AS CULT MEMBE-" dite: "ok yeah. well. the cult shouldve disbanded like. 1700 years ago? so don't sweat it kid just grab me a cherry coke" [10:11:51 PM] clamchowndler bong: mUTTERING MERLIN NOISES ESCALATE “DID I BECOME A SERVANT AGAIN” [hORRIFIED STARING ESCALATES X100000000] [10:11:58 PM] clamchowndler bong: merlin is totally that stuffy cult member who is like [10:12:03 PM] clamchowndler bong: “iT SAYS SO IN THE GUIDEBOOK” [10:12:08 PM] clamchowndler bong: “THERE ISN’T A GUIDEBOOK?” [10:12:13 PM] clamchowndler bong: “WELL I MADE ONE, SO, IT SAYS HERE--” [10:12:50 PM] egg trash: oH MY HOD dite: "i mean you're not really a servant you can just leave if you want" merlin's too thirsty for the MAC collection

[ofoffence]

Homer, Iliad 21. 391 ff : “[Athena wounds Ares and accuses him:] ‘You are paying atonement to your mother’s [Hera’s] furies since she is angry and wishes you ill, because you abandoned the Akhaians, and have given your aid to the insolent Trojans.’ ”

Ares: lol sorry mom I’m ditching you for Aphrodite she can do beautiful things with her body

[ofoffence]

phroditie

Why Aph chooses to frequent these places is lost on him.  Even more astounding, why did she drag him along with her?

The sticky seats irritate him,                        the noise irritates him,                                            the smell of piss irritates him,                                             (there was enough of that on a battlefield)

But by far the worst offense is he definitely, can’t dance