#phucking pluto

[darksideastrology]

To All My Fellow Plutonians

No one who shows as little as you do feels nothing. It takes practice to bury things that deep.

Show yourself, it's a strength not a weakness

*peace*

[darksideastrology]

Phucking Pluto (III)

Pluto people are cranky.

Yeah intense may work too but also cranky. They tend to soak up all the crap around them and it eventually (usually) comes out in either anger or sarcasm.

They’ll either be one extreme or another: either they need a partner AT ALL TIMES or they’ll be extreme loners, no in-between. Sex to Plutonians is usually very important and the individual either treats it as highly sacred or is a sex addict. These people can carry on multiple relationships without batting an eye OR they’ll be fanatically faithful, there will be no in-between.

[darksideastrology]

Show Your Pluto

Sun Aspecting Pluto: You come off like Scorpio; low key intense energy. Your what astrology books describe when discussing first impressions of a Scorpio. Seemingly textbook regardless of Sun Sign. Once a person gets passed that first impression, they’ll get to other aspects of your character. People generally don’t mess with you. (You’re intimidating)

Moon Aspecting Pluto: Somewhat oblivious to the vibe you give off and super good at reading peoples motives and also the *under-vibe* of social situations. People will tell you all of their garbage so just get a counseling degree and go with it. You can sometimes be the doormat for other peoples’ projected issues; eventually you can learn to feel that coming from a distance and avoid it; it just takes practice.

Mercury Aspecting Pluto: Holy brutal truth slaying Batman! Seriously, try to ease up a notch. Just blaring out what you see is uncomfortable for most people. There’s a time and a place for brutal honesty. Then again, you get a kick out of extreme verbiage so you do you, Mercury.

Venus Aspecting Pluto: How many stalkers do you have? Like for reals, be honest. This aspect tends to make ninnies out of everyone around you so just be aware of that and don’t use it your advantage or it’ll bite you eventually. Otherwise, you’re a passionate and steamy mate for sure ;-)

Mars Aspecting Pluto: Be. Aware. Of. Your. Violence. This aspect can create wonderful athletes or murderers. You’re sitting on a power keg of emotion that can lash out in some pretty harmful ways. Exercising - especially things like martial arts - would be super great for you.

[darksideastrology]

Phucking Pluto (I)

By Pluto, I’m not talking about Scorpio anything (unless it also aspects Pluto). I’m talking about people that have been …blessed(?) with aspects to Pluto in their natal charts.

This can be literally any aspect to the major planets: Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, and Mars.

The difference is Scorpian energy is instinctive. Whether they have one planet or many actually IN Scorpio, regardless of how heavy it feels, the heaviness seems normal *to them* and they’re able to wear the energy better.

Pluto aspects on the other hand have a habit of sort of lying dormant in your personality and randomly taking over while you’re inside your own head going *wtf - wtf -wtf* was THAT and the people around you slowly back away.

In any case, Pluto’s been on my mind today and for all Plutonian’s I can only offer one bit of advice: own your dark side and make peace with it or it’ll manifest outside of you as a goddamn separate entity.

What this means for Plutonian’s is regardless if you feel like Sunshine and Rainbows everyday, if you insist on denying your Pluto energy it’ll manifest outside yourself. Changes in employment, social status upheaval, abusive relationships (as abuser and/or abusee), crazy shit with finances, basic douchery, all of this will FIND YOU until you own your own psyche.

Plutonian’s generally come from dicked up backgrounds. It’s like from birth this is your opportunity to experience all of the shit. Just all of it. It’s aweful. The trick is to use the early bits and rather than use it as a reason for self-pity, instead figure out how it made you awesome NOW so you dont end up murdering someone.

Also, Plutonians are murder-y. It’s true. When I say you need to own your dark shit I’m not playing. Write, tattoo, work out to the extreme, have just all the sex but do something with your energy before said energy is turned inward and either harms you or someone else.

Ok maybe that last bit was dramatic.

Anyway, I have a Pluto moon. What this means is the aforementioned dicked up childhood with also the bonus of knowing it was dicked up and proclaiming it LOUDLY from a wee age. (Also, Plutonian’s aren’t known for tact.) Now, what this also means is I survive. Regardless of what pile of crap I may be buried under, I eventually shrug it off and move on to my next goal.

This is the GREATEST part of being a Plutonian. Yes, you’ll have random strangers tell you their life stories. Yes, people that are close to you will feel vaguely uneasy with no real explanation why. Yes, you may be the family blacksheep because your family’s an entirely ridiculous mess and you’re the one who refuses to join in the idiocy. It’s OKAY, this is what you were put here for. To serve as reminder to other people that they can be strong too. That’s another Plutonian caveat: someone, somewhere looks up to you as someone to emulate. Use it wisely.

If you’d like to know if you have Pluto aspects, I recommend using astrotheme.com. Choose the option to run your chart then opt to show all aspects - its a great way to view all the aspects you have. If you have any Pluto aspects, I recommend you read up on them. Knowledge is key with Pluto bullshit.

Over n out.