Zombeavers (2014)
ESE: 95/100
50 +5 for Bill Burr -10 for driving while texting and hitting a deer +5 for the super awesome opening credits +5 for tongue-twisters +5 for Gosling the dog +10 for titties -10 for calling three women you don’t know heifers +10 for “I feel like a Power Ranger!” -10 for “I was drunk” as an excuse for cheating +10 for nailing him in the nuts +5 for the zombeaver in the tub -10 for lying to one of your best friends/cheating with her boyfriend -10 for using the poor dog as a diversion +10 for the beavers building a dam across the road +10 for Zombeaver Jenn +5 for Mary being proactive +10 for Zoe outliving them all as the unlikely “final girl” and then getting killed by Bill Burr’s careless texting while driving +5 for outtakes
