#phys&me

[snotsloth]

Ah wedded bliss.

[snotsloth]

So, @physicalvocalist just discovered that after being a chronic reader of fanfic for about a decade and a half, I still only had a vague understanding of WTH "My Immortal" was.

Phys: HONEY

Phys: THE GRAIL HAS BEEN FOUND

Phys: WE KNOW WHO WROTE MY IMMORTAL

Phys: SHE HAS SPOKEN

Soph: So funny story

Soph: I only have a vague notion of what My Immortal actually is???

Soph: Like, I'm pretty sure it's epically bad fanfic

Phys: what the fuck is wrong with you

Soph: And I think it's Harry Potter related?

Phys: This is a god damn rite of passage

Soph: And it might be a Twilight crossover?

Phys: You're like 7 years late

Phys: no

Phys: It's just bad Harry Potter fan fiction

Phys: *sends link because he wants to see me suffer*

Soph: There's at least vampires?

Phys: It's HILARIOUSLY BAD

Phys: oh yeah

Soph: okay, I got that part right

Soph: So, I'm close

Soph: Why do you do these things to me?

Phys: it's the rules

Soph: So you're saying that as a pop culture fan who reads more fanfic than she cares to admit, I gotta?

Phys: Well... technically you don't have to finish it

Phys: you just need to absorb enough until your brain shuts down

Phys: You just gotta experience a fair amount of it

Soph: That's reasonable

[snotsloth]

So there's this thing that has started happening between Phys and me. He's never seen Arrested Development but I absorbed a lot of it because it was my roommate's comfort show during college. So, he will say something innocuous which happens to be a quote or near enough to a quote from the show and I'll lose it, and usually scream the line and start cackling and he'll just be like ????

Example:

Phys: Tells me about a recent Titans comic where some detective or police officer is complaining that Raven keeps teleporting crooks directly into their holding cells and not leaving a note about what the fuck they're guilty of.

Me: THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE!

Phys: ???

Me: You triggered my Arrested Development reaction again.

Phys *deadpan*: There's always money in the banana stand.

Me: Now you're getting it!

[snotsloth]

Me: Hey can you go pick up some compost bags from Lowe's while you're out grabbing lunch?

Phys: Yeah sure, send me a picture of the bag so I know what kind.

Me: *sends picture* Could you get me like 3-5 bags? They're less than $5 each.

Phys:... Sloth, these are 40lbs each...

Me: Yeah it's the same kind I got before. I'm putting it in several planters and the rest in the old raised bed I decided to revive. I know how much I need.

Phys:... Okay...

Me: Thank you! I love you!

Phys: ... Okay...

[snotsloth]

Precious Thots Vs. Thot Patrol feat. @physicalvocalist @gingerwuff and @guz-daddy

[snotsloth]

So, @physicalvocalist and I are sitting here, watching old Justice League episodes and Wonder Woman totally banged a European princess (who was in an arranged marriage with Vandal Savage) on top of the Eiffel Tower on the night before her wedding. All I’m saying is Diana is wife goals. I don’t make the rules.

[snotsloth]

The epitome of wlw/mlm solidarity is my set of keys with a house key painted to look like a wine glass and a Slytherin keychain sitting right next to @physicalvocalist’s key chain with a house key covered in a moon and stars, a Hufflepuf keychain, and a beat up bedazzled pride flag key chain with all the orange gems missing.

[snotsloth]

Me: I HAVE FOUND A NEW PODCAST!!!

Phys: Oh no...

Me: LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT!!!

Phys: Please don’t.