#physics hell

[dulcet-waffles]

I studied so much more for this exam than the last but I can't say I feel more prepared.

Well, in just 25 short minutes, I'll find out if I studied enough.

[exemplarybehaviour]

this morning i woke up with the revelation that a second semester of physics would be pointless and i felt so relieved with my decision not to take it and it was like a heavy weight was lifted from my chest

only to be crushed with the realization i already took a second semester of physics

[exemplarybehaviour]

"Electromagnetic radiation is a bit schizophrenic. "

my physics powerpoints were the last place i expected to encounter ableism 

[exemplarybehaviour]

Friend: Wait, so you're skipping your last class of your last semester?

Me: Yes.

Me: This is how I want to be remembered.

[exemplarybehaviour]

rubs face against screen and whispers i dont want to do this anymore 

[exemplarybehaviour]

Physics Test: Five point charges are arranged in a pentagram.

Physics Test: Their charges, as you follow along the lines counter-counterclockwise, are +Q, -7, 666, a baby, and ✿.

Physics Test: Calculate the electric field slightly to the left.

Physics Test: Calculate the number of electrons in this paper before and after you cry on it.

Physics Test: Summon Satan and ask him to charge your capacitor.

[smidgey]

Welp, physics is going to be hellish again, except this time I don't have my most favorite physics teacher to help a brother other. My new one seems to be quite the actor, though. I wish I had video of him creating a little electric current through the air and screaming about how they all thought he was mad. My discussion-based developmental bio class seems really interesting though. Too bad it requires me to talk in front of people, which will be terrifying.