#picaresqueexpert

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Believe like a de Graaf. Be free like a Lunettes. Love like a Danes. Flirt like a Kennedy. Stay true like a Lunardi. Smile like a Harrison. Achieve like a Lowell.

The Picaresque muns

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[text] Deude, just talked to Danes. You okay?

[text] He’s overreacting. Whatever he tells you is exaggerated by miles. 

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WAIT, your fandom has Gossip Girl parallels?!?! *dies* HOW

Yes! :D Most of our characters match up in personality with the cast of GG. Not so much the romantic/literal relations, but the way they treat each other. Take a look:

Blair Waldorf = Oliver Lowell

Serena van der Woodsen = Andrew Danes

Jenny Humphrey = Noble Kennedy

Vanessa Abrams = Amelia Lunettes

The ones above are very accurate. The ones below are a bit of a stretch:

Nate Archibald = Laurel Harrison

Dorota Kishlovsky = Fritz Lunardi

Dan Humphrey = Chris de Graaf

Georgina Sparks = Sylvia Lyster

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[text] Tell her i'm on fire. There was an earthquake. [text] Blame me for whatever. Run.

[text] She already saw me. Must talk to her :/ brb

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[text] Where are you now?

[text] Starbucks. Kill me. Amelia Lunettes is also here. Really, kill me in an act of mercy.

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[text] What the hell happened?

[text] Laurel.

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[text] Come on. When do I ask you for anything? [text] Subtle isn't going to cut it. A whole verse is just missing.

[text] I’ll be there at 3am. There’s no way I’m singing while I’m this pissed.

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[text] I need a hand fixing the last recording and it's your track that got messed up. [text] They want it in tomorrow morning.

[text] Which song?

[text] Can’t you just add subtle autotune?

[text] If you really need me, I’ll stop by in the early AM hours. It’s really not a good time.