#pick meeeee

[fealtyslut]

you are 22 year old kieran culkin you have shaggy shoulder length hair and five total seconds of screentime in some random movie and as a result, you immediately get drafted by the dilfy director and his crazy hot actress wife into an elaborate working relationship slash flirtationship for the rest of your life. OKAY ! foaming at the mouth furious that this didn’t happen to me

[koinukodotpink]

help

[enluv]

i wanna play animal crossing with my bubu 🥺

[paradoxy]

Hopefully I can get a mix tape of country music to help me film this western film...

[falpalfanbook]

a framed pic of stefon and seth at their wedding!

[vunom]

followers can ignore :)

yooo bridget we're in the kooksclub together so that's pretty cool. I know your music taste is rad and SO ARE YOU anyway it'd be cool to be on your faves page! so yeah I don't really know what else to say... we have similar blog styles and your blog is amazing. can't wait to get to know you better!

[vunom]

followers can ignore :)

YO ,I want to be in the kooks club because 1. It would be rad 2. I want to gain a bit more followers 3. I want to make friends 4. I adore the kooks my favorite bands are the strokes, phoenix, the neighbourhood, the xx, arctic monkeys, foster the people, two door cinema club, the shins, band of horses, passion pit, lorde, and of course the kooks ;) hopefully you guys love me or something because I would LOVE to be a part of this:)

[liangxtinee]

cmc youth trolling...i should totes be an sg leader

me: lols

me: sooo i applied for sg leading

me: hopefully wayne doesn't reject me

me: LOLOL

Laura: ooh yeah yeah that's exciting :D

Laura: HAHAHAHA

Laura: what if he did

Laura: what would you do

me: i would cry

me: publicly

me: in church

me: and when ppl askw hat's wrong

me: i'll point at wayne and say

me: ASK HIM

me: T_____T

me: jk

me: i'll just go anyways and troll all the other groups

me: LALALALALA JESUSSSSSS

me: i'll pop into rando groups and

me: scream ahnyeong

me: haseyo

me: lol

Laura: HAHAHAH

Laura: and touch everyone's elbows

Laura: and then say seductively "come to bed with me!?!" HAHA JK DONT DO THAT

me: HAHAHHAHA

me: LOLLLLLL

Laura: HAHA

me: should i do that in a country accentt

Laura: maybe i shouldn't have sent that

me: OMG IT'S GOLDEN

me: tumblrrrrr

Laura: omg no

Laura: LOL

Laura: but yes

Laura: HAHAHA

Laura: also yes please do it in a country accent

Laura: and occasionally slip into korean too

Laura: and maybe speak some fake japanese while you're at it

me: idiguy thidigink thidigat midigaybidige idiguy shidigould tidigeach thidigem gidigibbidigerridigish

me: it's like speaking in tongues...they'll be ready for passion night

me: HOLLAAAA

Laura: HAHAHHAAHA

Laura: DUDE SO BIBLICALLY CORRECT

Laura: you seminary student

me: i know. it's like i'm called to do this or something.

Laura: yeah basically