#pick up master

[juliavenom]

[merccaptain]

*me trying to pick up chicks*

"Fun fact, duckz actually shed their penises at the end of mating season and grow new ones next season...where are you going?"

[itscannontome-blog]

*Sees attractive girl in a supernatural shirt*

Me: Hey! I like your shirt!

Her: Thanks! I like your face..

Me: *Splutters, mumbles thanks and awkwardly waddles away*

[redmadart]

Willow-Mabel pick up by dragon-flies

lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg3zGGa9pn4

[hudson-studio]

Хотите познакомиться с девушкой, но не знаете как? Джаред Лето расскажет вам пару секретов обольщения.

[lena-urie-leto]

you know everything

[weathervanesmyoneandlonely]

People amuse me on  myyearbook (now meetme)

fucking ridiculous