Duck 👆

That duck has a gun, better give it all your bread

[merccaptain]

I'm not like *other guys* i have *emotions* and *cry myself to sleep every night*, huh, yeah, i'm different 😎

I like duckz and bugz and i enjoy writing and making music and animation and drawing comicz, I hope to make a studio some day.

Here's a link to my youtube channel and totally not a virus link that will drain your bank account and sign your organs over to me no reawy i pwomise 👉👈

MercAerts

Duck 🦆💗

[merccaptain]

Learning foreshortening is wild, it's weird at first but then it just sorta clickz

[merccaptain]

Since your mouth essentially has the same make up as your lips

Is your butthole just a mouth without taste buds?

yay

nay

Voting ended onMay 23

[merccaptain]

So I was thinking about what comic I'm going to make after Chitter and I'd like to actually add more to my plate when I start a new comic. So I'm going to make two comics after I make the opening Chitter comic. Seeing as four comics tied on the last poll I'm going to do a second poll, I'll do the first place and the runner up, if they all tie again I'll pick them at random.

I'm extending the poll time as well and I've put a list of details expanding on what the stories of the comics would be below the poll for you guys to inform yourselves.

Poll Time (info below poll)

Tales Of A Frontier

Taranical

Late Night Mess Duty

The Other Side Of The River

Voting ended onMay 29

Annabelle Parsik, a young girl who's father just died in a meaningless shootout in the middle of the big city. With no other immidiate family she's sent by the local administration of the Wensloy Corporation to live with her aunt "Sally Parsik" who's a sheriff of a small town in the middle of nowhere. However her aunts past mistakes rear their head with eyes glistening with ire and vengeance that risks setting a light the life of everyone and everything around her.

Genre: Scifi/Western

Tone: Serious, Light Comedy

Notes: Gorey, Galactic Corporate Hellscape

2. The squire "Edwin" is studying under her knight "Ser Karth" who is a veteran of the first Nox rebellion and a man of principle. Edwin attends to the duties of caring for and serving a prestigious knight of the highest knightly order the Crimson Unicorn in the K.O.B. (Kingdom Of Bresik). However she must also contend with the struggles of her duties in a nation on the brink of civil war with a distant king and a rising mercantile class all while there are whispers of a second Noxist rebellion on the wind.

Genre: Dieselpunk (think like WW2 tech)

Tone: Serious

Notes: A battle between oath and morality as well as duty to the state and duty to family

3. Yet another time this soldier was out drinking last night with his stupid friends. How someone made it through the P.U.O.U.P. (Planetary Union Of Unionary Planets) basic training is beyond me. It's time we make an example of these jokers, they will be stuck with the late night mess duty. Someone has to watch the soup, hopefully they don't fuck this up and like go on some crazy adventure or something...because like, I'll have to kill them.

Genre: Scifi/Fantasy

Tone: Very Silly Comedy

Notes: Soup, Wizards, Soup Wizards

4. Maximus Arelius, a man who's father sees him as a waste of resources and a stain on the Arelius name. Raised in part by his slave mother who his father took a particular liking too. His lack of combat skills and fighting spirit led to be on the bottom rung of legionaries. Something his father believes is beneath the Arelius name and that his son's interactions with his slave mother made him soft.

Genre: Retro-Atompunk (Fallout)

Tone: Serious, Romance

Notes: Depictions of physical abuse, slavery, takes place around the first battle of the hoover dam, fallout fan comic

[merccaptain]

I tried natto for the first time

And it's DELICIOUS!!! Like nothing I've tasted before, I mean it has some hints of stuff, it's very like "smokey" which is interesting. It did not at all taste like anything I thought it was gonna taste like.

However, I gotta be honest, the texture, it's like eating cum.

Also it smelled like garbage water at first before I mixed the sauce and what seemed to be mustard into the natto.

I did feel like I was gonna throw up for a minute because of the cummyness, BUT! I think I can get over the texture over time.

I do think the natto goes great with rice, I added some sirracha mayo and a little more soy sauce and auwh! Chefs kiss, it's practically made for rice.

Maybe I'll add some mayo or soy sauce when I have natto by itself again, I feel like it's made to be mixed with stuff rather than eaten raw but I have seen people eat it raw tho and I would be willing to eat natto raw but I think I would add some mayo tho to help thicken the texture a little more.

I do think I'm gonna try making natto at home, I have seen some people use a kotatsu to make natto and I have a kotatsu so I may try and make a smol batch of natto.

[merccaptain]

Hear me out

Goose dragon that goes around stealing random shit like church bells and barns and whole roofs of castles and hoarding it all in their goose dragon cave

Their scales are their feathers and they can do a powerful sonic honk blast that stuns people and can even rupture ear drums, burst eyeballs, and cause brain hemorrhaging

[strawbunnycakes]

igglybuff !! 🌈🩷

[merccaptain]

igglybuff lookin' swoll

[merccaptain]

I was struggling to find pose references that I liked and then I suddenly realized

Wait

I have a body

I can morph my body into different positions

WHAT IF I DO POSES!?!?!?

Total big brain moment

[merccaptain]

I have begun the fourth page of the Chitter comic and I'm using perspective grids and holy fuck, this shit is looking amazing. I think I honestly have found exactly what I want to do with my art, making comicz is crazy fun.

[merccaptain]

I just realized I totally forgot to add my artists mark to my comic pages, I will try and remember to add them to the final comic as I post it.

[merccaptain]

I got bit by an earwig, hopefully I don't morph into a half man half bug on the next full moon

[merccaptain]

If you go hungry you are technically digesting your own body, does that make you a cannibal?

100%, total cannibalism

No, it's not the same

Not sure, I'll ask the person in my basement

Voting ended onMay 13

[merccaptain]

I'm a few days late, but I just want to bless you all with this

[merccaptain]

Fast and the furious

But Vin Diesel is like 90 and drives really slow and is constantly talking about "family" and how they never visit him anymore and whenever he does drive with them he's always really careful because he cares about his family and wants to keep them safe from any parking infractions or medium-lower medium speed pursuits

[merccaptain]

Question, is it normal that when you blow your nose air comes out of your eye sockets or is that just me?

[merccaptain]

Chitter comic page 3

Okay so I added some lil' dudez, I think I got WAAAAAAY too into the detail on them in retrospect, i think I tend to get into drawing little details and sorta get tunnel vision with some stuff because working on my phone requires a lot of zooming in to get decent lines.

However I think this page is done, I really procrastinated a lot tbh, I was very much so not wanting to draw a lot of these guyz, it wasn't as hard as I thought it would be.

i am going to try and be faster about how I draw this stuff and try to pump out some more pages.

Regardless, page three is done, woot woot, I am gonna get started on page 4 soon and I'll try to get that out within a week, i think this one took so long because I had to learn how to draw smoke which I still feel like I need more time practicing on but that's partially what drawing comicz is for.

[androdrawco]

Is it worth it? 🐑

[merccaptain]

Scrumptious