#pickle yaoi

[thepicklegifter]

L

immagine being held softly by your arch nemesis

uh... well... imagine... uh... being a LOSER. from LOSERTOWN. who ISN'T BEING AFFECTIONATELY CUDDLED right now. cuz ur a LOSER.

[thepicklegifter]

glickle anon is your ship child

glickles are the new bane of my existence why would you suggest this

[thepicklegifter]

happy pride from your local pickle enjoyer

[thepicklegifter]

how am i supposed to know, lesbian magic or some dumb thing like that

anyway, you are still my mortal enemy, so like

get out of my hous

-@thepicklestealer

ah. yes. I will do that now.

*levitates out the window (he actually just goes through the front door but it's be funnier if he levitated)*

you're still never gonna find my stash >:)

*does a gay little run that pisses you off*

[thepicklegifter]

hah.....

(he looks kinda cute in that dress thou-)

(SHUT UP ME)

-@thepicklestealer

... anyway. uh...

(gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay though-)

*gets up off the floor and dusts himself off.*

... how did I even get into your house in the first place...? how do maid dress and mistletoe know where your house is?

*he looked around for a couple moments, but he didn't move or touch anything.*

(bro is way too awkward to actually make eye contact or start a conversation hdjfjd)

[thepicklegifter]

Haha!

youre blushing!

Thats gay!

-@thepicklestealer

and so what if it is?!?

shit no that just made it worse

[thepicklegifter]

ha, you admit im hot!

idiot

-@thepicklestealer

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. NO. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. BECAUSEIDIDNTSAYTHATANDYOUREWRONGANDIMRIGHT.

[thepicklegifter]

actually im hotter, and I do steal things

so yea i win

-@thepicklestealer

uh. well if you're hotter that means I'm cooler.

*that is the literal dumbest comeback possible*

and stealing isn't something I see as better. so. yeah.

*how is this man so pathetic*