#thepicklegifter

[thepicklegifter]

are you alive?

Yep, somehow!

Surprised I'm getting asks again, really... Not that I'm complaining, after my nemesis disappeared out of nowhere I've just been bored.

[thepicklegifter]

"nothing bad happens in January" WRONG pickle anon war

[thepicklegifter]

Bro how did I ever get an evil opposite version of me. @thepicklestealer, when did you spawn? Have you always existed or did you just kinda pop into existence?

... Also, where are you? I've cleaned and organized the room I keep my stash in like fifteen times now waiting for you to get here so I can like... Battle you for it or whatever. Do I need to give some hints out...? I prepared all these really cool defenses and everything...

(no but seriously mod creature here I am so amused by the fact that my silly guy has inspired someone to make an opposite version, and every time I'm reminded of that fact my day gets a tiny bit better lol /p)

[thepicklegifter]

(a 300 moon old cat just joined the clan and it is now Vamp anon. 300 MOONS OLD.)

[thepicklegifter]

(oh boy more Clangen while pickle anon is dead)

(HHHHHH THREE NEW CATS RIGHT AWAY THEY ARE NOW @the-moth-from-elsewhere @tailsbot98761 AND @bob-the-cemetery-ghost I WILL ADD MORE TO THIS DRAFT AND POST IT WHEN IT GETS LONG)

(Another new apprentice stolen from another clan, you are now pickle anon :3)

(HOLY SHIT PICKLE IS APPRENTICED TO CROWNON EHEKSKSKKSKS)

(new medicine cat, you are now aaaaaaaAAAAA NEW ANON I HAVE TO COME UP WITHHHHHHHHHH)

(ok I figured out an anon I just must figure out personality for them we're good)

(I'm not keeping any names but LOOK AT HOW AWFUL THIS IS)

(sorry for the bad quality but HSJSJSJF-)

(that one is now @lantern-anon)

(FIVE MOONS IN AND WE HAVE A WAR AGAINST ODDCLAN OH GOD)

(I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FULL PAGE OF CATS YET)

(ok no more war and we're all alive)

(new cat @silhouette-anon (actually mod soup but this is the best tag I could find lol-))

(yippee we have Northa, northeast ship is now sailing in the clan 👍)

(gonna add @stitch-taocc to the thing because I need more people in the clan wheel plus wedding drama is fun aaaaaaand right away he's now in the clan)

(I skip a moon and he just brings two children in and refuses to talk about their origin. Anyway the children are now @lilysaus and @gummy-axolotl and OB MY GOD ONE OF THE CATS ORIGINAL NAMES IS SANDYKIT IT KNOWS)

(ok the only other people on the wheel are mage and vamp so I'm gonna wait to continue this clan until I get more names because I know those two have a thing goin on or something and I don't want to get two cats into the clan that are like siblings or have huge age gaps or whatever in there soooooooooooooo ok here have this super long super out of character post while we wait for pickle anon to not be dead byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

[thepicklegifter]

I have a HUNGER for TUMBLR POSTS and ASKS but I'm IMPATIENT so I am just constantly refreshing my feed while eating a carton of blueberries until new stuff pops up

[thepicklegifter]

Due to recent events

Me and a pickle stealing anon have started a war. I shall keep my stash a secret. No one shall ever find the location. I shall not be giving people any pickles until this war ends, lest someone gets any clues of where I keep them.

Which side will you join?

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