Yandere Picrew Session #1:
That ONE Best Friend (Platonic)
Artist: ✦絢瀬
Author's Note: I had an idea about a friend that always hooks you up with yanderes, and I wanted to use Picrew. Then I thought, Why don't I make this a series thingy where I just make yanderes when I'm bored? Regardless, it was fun making this character's profile(?)! Tell me what you guys think!
Content Warning(s): Mentioned killing
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Gender: Genderqueer
Pronouns: They/Them
Orientation: Demiromantic & Asexual
Likes: Fairy tales, chocolate, magazines
Dislikes: Cheaters, pick up artists, cherries
Hobbies: Matchmaking, networking, dying their hair different colors
Favorite Song: "Love You A Love Song" by Selena Gomez, prefers if it's slowed down
Favorite Color: Misty Rose - #FFE4E1
MBTI: ENTP
Extra: Keeps detailed dossiers of every client and organizes them by "types" (i.e puppy dog, edgelord, knight, legit professor, etc.)
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A social butterfly, this one
Obsessed with playing matchmaker
So far, they have a 100% success rate
The only problem is that they seem to always hook their friends up with yanderes (which explains the "success" rate)
Somehow has the contact info of all the yanderes within a 20 mile radius, and they'll happily lend one of them to you if you promise to go on a date with one of them
"You're interested in that one jock you saw at the supermarket?! Yeah, I have his number! Buuuuuut, you gotta promise me that you'll go on a date with him! Little advice: He really likes physical intimacy hehe."
Aware that there's something wrong with the people they're hooking their friends up with
Doesn't think it's a big deal though ¯\_(°∀°)_/¯
"What do you mean he's clingy? That just means he won't cheat on you!"
Takes pride in the fact that they don't match their friends with "low grade garbage"
Says each client (read: yandere) who requests to be matched up with their one and only undergoes an intense screening process
Doesn't tell anyone what this process is
(Also doesn't tell anyone that these "clients" pay a good amount of money every month to be included in their matchmaking business)
Wants the best for their friends, so they take careful consideration as to who they match you up with
Anyone who hurts their friend(s) will suddenly vanish into thin air
"[CVP1D: Daniel, 23 y/o M, brown hair, brown eyes, 5'9", lives in an apartment on XXXXXXX Avenue; anyone who kills him doesn't have to pay their $25 monthly fee for next month and gets plenty of advertising. Send me a pic when done btw (｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ )]"
