#pie au

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ok this is an au blog technically even tho i havent posted any art yet but id never heard about gavin toast until now even tho i watched venturiantale in 2016 and i just wanna say the retconning in venturiantale is painful and gavin doesnt exist in my au omg lmao

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Pie AU where there are scrolls to increase baking ability, and pies heal people and can boost certain stats

Well, do you know what are in vulneraries? Maybe it’s mashed pies. 

There’d be a new class : Master Cook who fights with Lances and tomes, but only fire ones. If you select the Master Cook in the Mess Hall, he’ll be able to bake a “master pie” with all of the ingredients available, so it’d be +2 to every stat and +15 to hit and evasion because it’s gastronomy. 

Master Cook’s first skill at level 5 “Full Belly” : allies in a two tile radius recover 20% of their Hp at the begining of the turn. Level 15 “hot oven” :  he can randomly (luck based) bake pies boosting stats by 4, but only for the first 7 turns.

Only Villagers can promote into Master Cooks.

(in the Jugdral Pie remake, all subs would start as villagers)

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Julia would make pies, and Julius would distract her and dump in more salt or lick the spoon to try and sabotage her attempts. One day, Julia is making a pie Deedee is going to serve to Hilda when her and Bloom visit with Ishy (Julius' pet name for Ishtar), and Julius wants to help, but he reads the recipe wrong and accidentally curses the filling

Hopefully everyone eats without making remarks until Hilda says it’s disgusting and Julia bursts in tears. Arvis is not happy and he ejects her from the castle again. He cancels the arranged union between Julius and his Ishy.

Everything is Julia’s fault, Julius says to his bro Saias, while Julia says everything is Julius’ fault, to her bro Seliph. Both bros are annoyed and ultimately they decide to make a big one all the four of them for Arvis’n’Deedee. Will Arvis reconsider his decision to cancel Julius and Ishy’s wedding?

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The books of Loptyr and Naga contain not spells, but pie recipes.

Ooh! And we tie it to FE13, because Tiki inherited Naga’s knowledge of pies, so she taught Sumia how to bake good ones for Chrom, pies that would increase his Naga-ness and ultimately make Lucina worthy to ask Naga for time travelling shenanigans!

The mystery’s solved.

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Julius and Julia have not a battle, but they simply compete in a popular baking fair held in the capital and the one with the better pie wins

If only Ishtar didn’t leave, she was the only who knew how to bake! Manfroy said not to care, give Julia the right ingredients, it’s not like she can cook. BIG MISTAKE MANFROY!