I’M DYING! MY DAD BOUGHT A PIE FOR THANKSGIVING AND MY MOM SAID THE BOX WAS ALREADY OPENED (IT WAS TAMPERED WITH), SO AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF ARGUING MY DAD PUNCHED THE PIE AND WALKED AWAY!!! LIKE, PROBLEM’S SOLVED?????!?? MY BROTHER WALKED IN A FEW MINUTES LATER WAS LIKE “and that’s why I don’t eat pie”.






