((Winner Take All (or Heavy Metal Poisoning, if you're up for some angst)!~~ --Dean))
(Going for option 2 - My character shoots yours.)“Oh God, Dean, I’m so sorry!” The gun fell from Anna’s hand onto the floor. Reaching out to him, he pushed her hand away.
“Don’t. Just don’t touch me.” he growled.
“I know. I’m so sorry…” her voice came out in a strangled choking sound as she clamped a hand over her mouth.
“In the ass! You freakin’ shot me in the ass, Anna!”
She couldn’t hold it in any longer, collapsing onto the bed in a fit of giggles. “It was an accident!” she gasped around her laughter.
“It’s not funny!” he grumbled angrily, holding a handkerchief down his pants and glaring at her. His mingled look of dismay and a begrudging grin slowly spreading across his face made her smile as she sat up.
“Well, that’s what you get for handing me an ancient gun that’s loaded and unstable.” She chided. Hooking a finger in his belt loop she dragged him closer. “Now stop being a big baby and let me see it.”
“I’m not being a baby because I want the woman who shot me to keep her mitts off the injury.” He pouted adorably and she laughed again as she tugged the cloth away from the wound. Gently she pressed the edges of the hole aside, and caught sight of the bullet. “It’s not in too deep. I think I can get it out, then I can heal it for you.”
“I think you’re enjoying this.” he said a bit petulantly.
“I’ll make it up to you, I promise.”
She directed him to lay face down on the bed, and the bullet was removed in no time. She laid aside the tweezers and wiped her hands. “That wasn’t so hard, was it?” she said with a smile.
“Well it still hurts, so get on with it.” he grumbled.
Sitting beside him on the bed, she slid her hand over the wound and let her grace knit the injury back together. Now all that remained was to salve his injured pride. He rolled over and propped himself on an elbow, rubbing the now painless spot on his skin.
“It didn’t even scar.” she cooed, making sure to put the offending weapon in the drawer of the bedside table.
“Thanks,” he said with a small smile.
“You know I didn’t do it on purpose, don’t you?”
“You mean this wasn’t a clever ploy to get your hands on my ass?” he smirked.
“Not at all, but I consider it an unexpected benefit.” Her fingers traced across his chest as she smiled down into his gorgeous green eyes. “So, are you going to let me make it up to you now?”
“That depends on what you have in mind.” he said, raising an eyebrow.
“I think you’ve already figured that out.” she murmured, grabbing his raised shoulder and pushing him down on his back. Leaning over, she kissed his neck and whispered in his ear, “And I’ll even get you some pie afterwards.”