Why are captive rings so cute but hard as hell to put on? 😩

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Why are captive rings so cute but hard as hell to put on? 😩
That upsetting moment when you lookin up cute bras online and realize YOU CAN'T wear the lace ones anymore because you went and got metal bars through yo nips...
Having a tongue piercing makes blowing bubbles with chewing gum absaloutly impossible, and that is the saddest part about having a tongue piercing :(
A short story:
A stranger makes eye contact with me from across a crowded store.
I see something flicker in their eyes and they begin walking towards me.
Uncomfortable, I turn and begin to walk away. I steal a glance.
They’re running towards me now, shoving people and tables out of the way.
Terrified, I run.
Across the world, through many obstacles, the stranger chases me, always gaining, always gaining.
Finally, after years, I collapse.
I can run no more.
I brace myself, expecting death.
They lean close, gesture at my face, and say: “Hey, did that hurt?”
So I've already had one creep come onto me because of my piercings, cooool
Pondering what my next piercing should be...?
I'm getting an MRI on Friday and I have to get retainers for all my piercings....