#pig butt

[theartisticanalytic]

If holding two pigs at once is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. They hated it, btw

[quirkycounselor]

(via When Pigs Fly Behind Illustration Tote Bag by quirkycounselor)

[quirkycounselor]

(via When Pigs Fly Behind Illustration Sticker by quirkycounselor)

[picturesofmeandalsootherthings]

[specialstoopid-blog]

Dear Tom,

I am writing to apologize for leaving you alone in the bomb shelter with the paint fumes all this time. My home life has been getting pretty complicated, but that’s no excuse to drop off the face of the earth like I did.

As you may have noticed, I am learning how to type. I found this old typewriter in the thrift shop over by the viaduct, and I didn’t even have to pay for it because I know Todd the Manager’s been buying those corpse-cleaning beetles from Toothless Abe and he’s already wanted for murder in five states.

That reminds me-- I heard what you did to the Postmaster General, and I have to say, when you first started talking about pig-butt-to-face surgery, I pictured it a lot different. That being said, I think you did a real good job. Did you find a way to open the wormhole again? How’s Beans McCallister? Has he died of the Syphilis yet, or is he still hanging on? Good ol’ Beans. He sure did have a way about him. He sure did have a lot of unprotected sex with all manner of gutter-dwelling unhygienic ladies of the night. Then again, he was only trying to stave off the grief of losing his only brother and best friend. The dysentery can be a real you-know-what in the you-know where.

I’ve enclosed a generous helping of spaghetti with this letter-- you’ve undoubtedly found it at this point. Spaghetti is good for the paint fume head, so make sure you eat all of it and then some. Dog bless you and your dollhouse furniture, old friend. I’ll be back soon.

Love,

Bucky The Dog

[billy-clint-blog]

[marysumthingabout]

Sorry friends. I have been away and busy. I got a mini pig.

[the-undead-me]

who thought of eating bacon? its basically just pig butt......