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Happy fat dragon friday the 13th, on this the most holiest of days, governed by beefy spooky clown dilf- remember to leave out cookies, a photo of your enemies and you list of greviances with people who have wronged you and perhaps Pig will leave you a Big Sword to smite those who have earned your wrath!

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Haven't had the time to open my game and actually do anymore photoshoot photos bc I'm ~Sick~ so in the meantime everybody just look at Pig. Is 'clown girls' still a thing people are doing on simblr? Bc I feel like we need to appreciate the opposite side of the cute clown girl coin more. I bring a "lover of barrel-built mean clown men" energy to the function that very few people appreciate.

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CIRCUS CIRCUS CIRCUS CIRCUS

CIRCUS CIRCUS CIRCUS CIRCUS

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"s'matter, baby? You act like you ain't never seen a clown before.''

I AM A DAY LATE FOR FAT DRAGON FRIDAY. I DO NOT CARE. A few weeks ago I got a commission from the incredible @clansunsharp of my most beloved boy Pig, and I got it back moments ago.

so in order to be really normal about this [deranged] and to back it up so I can link it in his bio once I go to add things to his frames, I will post it here, on tumblr, with some facts about Pig.

While his presentation is as a "villain" in my lore, Pig is actually rather morally sound, and won't even defy his promise to never harm a child on the orders of his Goddess. He is simply defending his Charge from harm when his threatening presence looms over those who seek to destroy The Host, and is a generally kind, albeit sarcastic man when it comes to his fellows in the Vaudemire Sideshow.

He's a father figure to the Gamble Twins, and is one of the very few people who can truly understand Harlequinn's strange manner of speaking.

Despite his appearance and generally somewhat frightening demeanor, he's rather popular romantically, though his dedication to the cleaver alone means he's long-been a 'love them then leave them' sort.

He still performs in the circus, as a strongman instead of a children's entertainer.

His magic is far less potent than his physical strength, pound-for-pound capable of holding his own in combat with anyone physically his most obvious manifestations of magic are virulent plague toxins in his maw and from his claws that leave permanent, blackened marks in scales, feathers, and fur.- rarely does one leave his company unscathed.

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and because I know everyone is curious.

Somehow FR pinged Pig's dad energy RIGHT off the rip. This does also imply the existence of Dragon IKEA which is a place I will be integrating into my lore IMMEDIATELY.

Runt being good at scrounging and Sow being good at throwing pebbles is also accurate. Though a pebble to a guardian is like a boulder to most other dragons so I do have some worries for those around her.

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"this ruffle is tight." "it will not kill you to dress nice for the festivities, Pig." "you have no idea what will and won't kill me, woman, I've not worn a shirt since most a' the circus was a thought in their mother's head, and what's the point of this ridiculous cape-" "it will not kill you to dress nice, but I might kill you if you keep up this complaining. we are here to make merry, and if you ruin our childrens' birthdays and sweet Hymn's hard work on this Riot of Rot celebration, I will spend the next one drinking out of a goblet made of your skull." "...I like it when you talk dirty at me." "Ugh. You are insufferable."

Happy Riot of Rot from the Horror Harlequins! (And a happy early birthday to the 2024 halloween piglets!)

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Runt's propaganda (backup/separate post)

for my own archives and ease of tracking it down (and the fact this is the first time I've drawn Sow, a mostly fullbody pig AND the return of runt,) I'm posting these separately. for the full context and little story attached to them, please go to the Original Post [here] instead!