Nov 6, 2013
Hey. Remember that time when we went at it so hard that we burst the pipes? I walked out in just my panties and your T-shirt to a couple of Mormons in the living room praying? We heard boober tell Cheryl to punch him in the face while they were fucking? Butterscotch pudding? Coming home to a bunch of dudes playing magic the gathering ALL over the house? When I hit lendol in the face with a bottle of apple juice for calling me baby? My hands print permanently stained on our wall above the bed? Painting a haunted room neon green? pregnant meth heads fighting in our front yard? Singing "I believe in a thing called love" on the bus to teens skipping school?
Dude. We lived in some weird places.