#pignewtons

[samwellbittty]

just a quick note to say that i'm so happy to follow another caps fan. there will never be enough of us! unleash the fury! <3

Aw! Thanks for stopping by. lmao im like a casual one??? i feel like i never know enough ab hockey to call myself a true fan. My friend who got me into hockey LOVES the caps, and i totally think their team is great and really wanted them to get further in the playoffs last year :( 

[yawninglizard]

speaking of that post- where are you in my life?

I’M GETTING THERE SHEESH

[yawninglizard]

It's already fucking begun. The great British bake off started last week. WE HAVE NEW CONTROVERSY A contestant allegedly has had professional training. I cannot wait to see this one blow up. Baked Alaska gate, eat your heart out.

[yawninglizard]

Tag 10 people you want to get to know better

I was tagged by teenytitch

(preferred) Name: Jai Time and date: 21:39 on 12th April 2015 Average hours of sleep a night: Average around 6/7 Last thing I googled: Fastest aircraft speed. Then something about the sound barrier and... breaking it.  Nickname:  JJ, Irish, Dumdum, Robin. Birthday: 02/02/94 Gender: Female Sexual orientation: Asexual Height: 5′3 Favorite color: Blue

One place that makes me happy: Woodsy places. How many blankets do i sleep under: A thin as feck duvet. 

Favourite movie: No idea. Many things.  What I’m wearing right now: Comfies. Shorts and a baggy shirt Last book you read: Reading Animal Farm at the moment. Most used phrase(s): Feck off. Feck it. What? Aye. That’s grand.

First word that comes to mind: Feck What I last said to a family member: “Alright. Talk t’ya later. Love you.” Favourite beverage: Water, cider, some spirits, I dunno. I don’t really have one. Favourite food: Stir fry.

Last movie i watched in theaters: The Hobbit Five Armies. It were shite, Dream Vacation: America. Dream Wedding: I can barely plan my day tomorrow, I’m not planning something that might never happen Dream pet: Dog. Dream Job: Not sure. 

Tagging!:

pignewtons yognaughtalex loosedart aemlai kissyguy astronemi

... half is enough I don’t wanna bother too many people. 

[yawninglizard]

3, 7, 8

3. Tattoos I have: NONE. I don't have any. I'll add a yet because maybe. So none yet. 7. Biggest turn offsPeople who have noisy bodily things. Loud breathers, chewing with your mouth open, sucking your teeth, slurping your tea, etc. Just no.

8. Top 5 (Subject) WELL YOU DIDN'T PICK ONE SO NERGTop 5 dinosaursVelociraptor. T-RexTriceratopsAllosaurusDiplodocus

[yawninglizard]

I'm on mobile I can't answer your thing

pignewtons I tagged you because you care about ted and I spat my beverage on my iPad THANKS YOU SHIT BAG

[yawninglizard]

Alright so I have a dog, a little Jack Russell terrier called Teddy (or Little Bear). He has little dog syndrome which for you lot who don't know is where he hates things bigger than him, he likes to be loud, and generally he is angry. Like, we tell him to go to his bed because he's been naughty, he growls and grumbles the way there. Like a child, it's hilarious. Anyway. He barks a lot. Like, honestly a ridiculous amount. We've tried everything to stop him, but we've found a new thing. We blow air hard, like if you've just smelt something rotten, and stare at him. Boom he stops and he runs into another room. This is because he has smelly dog farts. When he farted I used to make the noise and go "ew was. That you, did you fart?!" And he used to come up like, dead sorrowful and like, apologetic in a dog way. Tl;Dr: we stop my dog barking by asking if he farted.

[yawninglizard]

Update on my mental father

NOW HES SINGING THE FROG CHORUS LIKE JUST THE BOMBOMBOM BIT SO I HAVE TO SHRIEK IYA HE PRODS ME UNTIL I DO IT Christmas broke my dad ok he broke hello yes can I have a replacement father