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sodamnrelatable

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

thenameisdog

duine-aiteach

In Ireland we don’t say we’re in the closet we say we’re under a cloak and i blame that completely on the fae

celt-punk-nation

They gave you that cloak to protect you from homophobia

duine-aiteach

*inclines head respectfully* Go raibh maith agat, mo chara

donesparce

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

donesparce

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

argentinelakeduck

castingcomets

There are 3 brands of character songs, any song you associate with a character will fit one or more of these categories:

1. The lyrics fit

2. The song just carries those Character Vibes, often times inexplicably, regardless of lyrics

3. You really liked that song at the same time you liked the character

These are the facts

ante--meridiem

4. Exactly one lyric in the entire song fits, but it fits so well you’re going to keep the song anyways

hornraven

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

radioactivedelorean

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

msillzie

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

neyhaz

things you dont learn at school:

oscar wilde said he was “addicted to cock-sucking”. also, oscar wilde said “penis-sucking” gave him inspiration

funnylime

bluelivesaintshit

“love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” I choked

mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2

So did Oscar Wilde

ain-t-bovvered

@waywardbaby IT S BACK

inhalers

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

unlik3ly-deactivated20231001

this is great lmao

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

there are a lot of things wrong w/ the world but can you imagine if we were all using flip phones from 2004

autisticwolfesbrainisautistic

Motorola is reviving the Razr as a flip phone that costs $1500 because they’ll be using a foldable screen. It’s probably gonna suck.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i can not WAIT to love/hate this

babblingfishes

*clat*

wearesimply-meanttobe-deactivat

Why am I laughing so hard at this shit? 😂🤣

weavemama

TIME MAGAZINE SNAPPED

republicanidiots

Time doesn’t get to be indignant.

princezilla

…It literally says “President of the Divided States of America” right there on the cover, its not a flattering piece. Maybe if you actually did a little research you’d see that Person of the Year is not about virtue or positivity, its always been about influence and impact and there is no denying that Trump defined 2016 even if it was in the worst possible way.

bixbiboom

The framing of the cover is deliberately arranged so the M appears like devil horns on his head, and the posing is deliberately set to mirror the Time cover from 1941 depicting Hitler. Time also published numerous articles in 2016 heavily criticizing him; the August 22 cover of last year featured Trump’s melting face with the headline MELTDOWN (because he was having another one; I can’t tell you which one at this point, there’s been so many, but I’m sure it’s on Twitter).

Time absolutely gets to be indignant.

thetenderpassion

wildflowersandwishes

wickedlyqueer

I love to think that with all the recent “who are your favorite wicked blogs” (thanks to those who shouted out the blog!) that it’s just one person new to the fandom asking the question.

like you do realize the gelphie fandom is ten queers and a potato. this is it. and god bless the lurkers out there, you are the reason we all don’t go insane. but this fandom is smol. if there was a secret Super Cool With Many Fresh Headcanons Gelphie Blog out there we’d be all over that shit.

there’s kind of a reason we all recommend the same blogs over and over again bc this entire fandom would fit in one street. we’re just neighbors waving at each other from our apartment window.