#pike tag

[yellow-cat]

Congratulations! Quest "Act Like a Normal Person" completed. +2 social points with Coworker +1 masking skill +1 Frightening Pike Exhaustion added to Inventory.

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Tf2 art dump :3

[bobfloydsbabe]

Okay but now I’m imagining that after Abby leaves his office when she’s done patching him and after they kiss….Bobby just jerks himself off at the thought of her but it’s different now that they kissed-

Pike, bestie, he has the best fucking orgasm of his life that night because now he knows what she tastes like, feels like, smells like in such an intimate way. The following couple of weeks drive him to the brink of insanity. Pure unadulterated torture for poor Bobby. Can you imagine what he'll be like when they actually have sex?

sending myself straight to horny jail

[yellow-cat]

why did i get a Lustful Pike instead

?? ur not supposed to be able to romance the pike how did you do that

[yellow-cat]

and it goes without saying im hopelessly dependent on the pike

[yellow-cat]

Can you give us a little quest tutorial? So far I have missed the +1 Frightening Pike reward :(

ive gotten a lot of asks about this! you should check the canal in the morning and talk to the pike about his family

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KRIEG FANS GET YOUR DINNER

[bobfloydsbabe]

Okay okay but Abby walking into Bobs office and seeing Bob wiping blood from his knuckles he got into some shit earlier-

I am loving these thots because yes!

Bob usually keeps his hands clean and let other people do the violence, but this was an issue he had to deal with personally. Abby sees the blood and asks what happened, but Bob brushes her off, saying it's nothing for her to worry about. She may be shy and withdrawn, but she worries regardless, so she gets the first aid kit and cleans up his knuckles.

I imagine this is before anything's really happened between them, and maybe Bob kisses her for the first time then. Who's to say?

Bestie, my head is swimming with ideas and thots of Mob Boss Bob. I want him. Carnally.