#pikkle

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Urthstripe, throwing Klitch and Goffa out: Don't you ever come near my daughter again! Never before have I heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt"! Goffa: But-but-but-but-but- Pikkle, covering ears: Make him stop! Make him stop!

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Klitch, climbing through the window: Help me with my English essay.

Mara: What.

Klitch: Pikkle says you’re an English lit nerd, help.

Mara: You tried to kill me last week.

Klitch: And I have an essay on Macbeth due Friday, now help.

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Mara: I want you to bond, like you and my dad did. Pikkle: Your dad creeps the hell me out!

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Mara: for the last time, a frog cant steal your credit card information Pikkle: You dont know what they are capable of!

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Pikkle: When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels

Mara: Why?

Pikkle: Sometimes

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Pikkle: What do you think love is?

Mara: The soft warm feeling of being with someone close to you.

Klitch: And covering up heinous crimes!

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Goffa: Why do you want to kill Pikkle?

Klitch: Have you seen him? His neck looks so snappable