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I wanna give a shout out to TMoStH for introducing the idea of Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Lifeform, not knowing how to work with computers or possibly phones. I am OBSESSED with this fact, actually lmao

Imagine Shadow printing GIFs or falling for fucking virus links out of things and Rouge has to fix the Team Dark's family computer for the fifth time this week.

Or imagine Shadow trying to call Omega but accidentally called Sonic on FaceTime instead and got so shocked and angry at his own horrible mistake that he threw the phone out the window in a panic. And now Rouge needs to get a new one. Again.

Of course he will get better at using these advanced technologies eventually but for a while he was just, awful at it lol

#piko rambles #We need more Sonic games like TMoStH. Just more wholesome adorable dumbassery for fans and non-fans alike. I love that game.#shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #e 123 omega #sonic the hedgehog #team dark #tmosth #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #I love the idea of Shadow trying to look so cool but he is just. terrible at modern everything lmao #also don't ask why Sonic is in Shadow's contacts.#idk what you're talking about pffffft

"Whoa. Are you guys seeing this?"

*vine boom sound effect*

#piko rambles #I'm not sorry for this one lmao #sonic wachowski #movie shadow #sonadow #sonic movie 3 #sonic movie 3 spoilers #It's the way he said that the exact second Shadow came into his view istg-

Btw can we talk about how Sonic said Infinite's name when Vector told him who the thief was? :)

Can we talk about how shaken up he sounded? :)

CAN WE TALK ABOUT TAILS ASKING SONIC IF HE WAS OKAY AFTER FINDING OUT ABOUT INFINITE? :)

#Was too busy screaming over Infinite's return I completely glossed over Sonic's reaction holy hell #He sounded so ✨traumatized✨#This is why Forces deserved better writing and shit because LISTEN-#THIS DUDE did SOMETHING to Sonic for 6 months in the Death Egg. Whatever THAT is is enough to have this man send a shiver down his spine #and Sonic's whole “friendship is magic” speech after defeating him pisses me off because WHAT DO YOU MEAN????#BRO MENTALLY SCARRED YOU AND YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT WAS 'yeah well I have friends and you don't. loser.'#Okay Dissociation the Hedgehog. Whatever you say.#anyways Infinite is alive YIPPEE #piko rambles #sonic the hedgehog #infinite the jackal #the chaotix casefiles #the chaotix casefiles spoilers #also Infinite shares the same VA as Gemerl and I think it's hilarious and awesome #My favorite food is mentally scarred Sonic with a side of emotional suppression :D

Man. 🥲

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and being alone in a cave for so long, but you finally found a family.

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and you and your said family found themselves glued to the floor, and you couldn't move your feet, your legs. You just couldn't move at all. Except your hand. Barely.

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and you see chunks of concrete being pulled from above, preparing to smash against the floor, where your family is, and you can't move.

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and you can't move your legs and all you can do is reach out your hand to your family, who seemed so close yet so far away, and is about to get crushed by concrete.

Sonic, of course, saved his family from the concrete boulder, thankfully, but I often think about the moment before he saved him.

Despite being stuck onto the floor, it didn't stop Sonic from curling into a ball, managed to dash off from the high gravity floor with a burst of speed, and smashed the boulder to bits to save his family. He was not ready to witness another family member get injured, or worse.

He was not ready to lose another family again. He won't. He's not going to let it happen. He lost Longclaw, he's not gonna lose anyone else. And because of his will to make sure it won't happen, he managed to get unstuck and save them.

Everything about the small little moment with Sonic drives me insane watching the movie a second time. And you wanna know why?

Because someone close to him got hurt anyways.

#piko rambles #sonic wachowski #miles tails wachowski #movie shadow #tom wachowski #maddie wachowski #sonic movie 2020 #sonic movie 3 #sonic movie 3 spoilers #Can this hedgehog stop getting this close to losing another family for five seconds??!#...No. The answer is no lmao #btw sorry about the watermark on these screenshots. I don't have the movie on my computer and could only find HD clips on YouTube #You have no idea how irritating it is to find a good looking scene you wanted to infodump about only to find out there is a WATERMARK

You know what if it actually turns out to be Infinite, I will change my profile pic to this bastard face for the rest of the month.

#piko rambles #sonic the hedgehog #sonic x #sonic archie #the chaotix casefiles #last minute predictions for chaotix casefiles

Sonic X is so silly because

Sonic is a sassy bitch

Eggman is down bad for Ella

Sonic is a Santa denier

Tails' dead girlfriend lives in his garage and is also a flower

Sonic missed Amy's date and when he returned he stood her up and went off to race Sam Speed instead.

No, really, Sonic is sassy as fuck like what is his problem

Cream the Rabbit killed Emerl (the subbed version will make you cry)

Shadow witnessed another human friend die before his very eyes.

Eggman went to jail (this never happened again)

Sonic doesn't know what a cell phone is

Every time Rouge is on screen, a saxophone goes off. No matter the situation, there is a goddamned saxophone

Amy was livid when Tails and Cosmo had their happily ever after and she didn't (to be fair Sonic promised her he would never leave her so who's really the bad guy here /j)

Bokkun

Sonic was put on a cruise ship and his response was to manipulate his friends

Shadow from the Archie comics traveled to the Sonic X dimension in the comics and Chris' immediate reaction was to hug Shadow, even though this version had never met this kid, and he understandably reacted by reaching his hand out for Sonic and he just stands there like ":)"

Bionicles are canon apparently (No. You will not get context for this one.)

Eggman had an alter ego in wrestling named El Gran Gordo and Chris is a huge fan

In the Japanese dub of episode 2, Sonic said "shit" in front of Cream

Sonic and his friends are from another dimension according to the Anime (first episode of tailstube around the two minute mark confirmed it wasn't the case btw) so why and how the hell is Eggman here?? This is a genuine question-

Metal Sonic never existed

Everything involving the Chaotix

Sonic confessed his love for Amy in the French dub of episode 52 ...I'm not joking. That actually happened. ...like, not to dunk on the sonamy haters, just... wanted to say that. Because it happened. I thought it was really funny that it happened. Good to know that Sonic is bi.

"I pretended that I was a bar of soap and gave them all the slip."

The 4kids national anthem. Look it up. Please.

Episode 67 introduced Dark Sonic. He beats the shit out of the Metarex. Eggman stepped in and said "chill out." Sonic calmed down. And the form was never seen again. ...WE WERE ROBBED.

Yeah. Sonic X is a little silly.

#piko rambles #sonic the hedgehog #sonic x #chris thorndyke #shadow the hedgehog #miles tails prower #amy rose #rouge the bat #cream the rabbit #cosmo the seedrian #dark sonic #Some of these facts are from the comic version of the anime btw #which is SUPER dumb and worse than the English dub of the show lol #I don't hate chris thorndyke btw I just find him uninteresting but I will say that some of ya'll need to CHILL.

Tails being a little shit and embarrassing Sonic in front of Shadow is my new favorite thing.

Like Tails just told Shadow that Sonic once had a dream he was King Arthur and Shadow was Lancelot and that he was his favorite part of the dream and Sonic just started choking on his chili dog panicking and plotting murder.

#piko rambles #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #shadow the hedgehog #lancelot shadow #sonadow #lansoni #He would actually do this lmao #I wanna see Sonic and Tails be the most craziest gremlins ever-#meanwhile Shadow was just standing there hiding his flustered smile and couldn't stop thinking about that information.