Apr 5, 2014
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Police operator: "9-1-1 please hold." Me: "Okay. Wait,nigga stop stabbing me for a sec." Murderer: "K."
Thats what I like about high school girls: I keep gettin older and they just stay the same age.
Santa Claus and married women. Two things that come only once a year.
Hopefully Santa isn't the only one trying to squeeze himself into a narrow crevice to deliver wonders kept in a special bag. Merry Xmas guys
All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.
Focused. I'm a hustler. And my hustle is trying to figure out the best ways to do what I like without having to do much else.
Guys, we need to conserve our natural resources. If you wake up with morning wood USE THAT SHIT.