#pine update

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I'm about to get fried zucchini. Romeo just got infected with the worm and I'm getting fried zucchini. Romeo got infected with the mind control worm via kissing Evren and I'm going to get fried zucchini. Romeo willingly infected herself with the worm by kissing Nerve and I'm about to get fried zucchini-

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Today I learned three very important things:

1. I will never, ever be normal about Gylph.

2. It is possible to hurt your back while making mashed potatoes.

3. Holding a sword will make your period cramps hurt less.

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emotional support tadrick for my driving practice :)

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A couple days ago, I was trying to convince one of my best friends to start watching Starbound with me, and she was a bit hesitant.

I told her about the great trans representation, and the fun plot, and the great acting, but she still wasn't totally sold.

Then I was like "hey, I'll show her some of the character designs :D"

So I sent her a picture of Romeo and her reaction was, and I quote "HELLO SAILOR"

and now she's watching starbound with me :)

[honeypine-the-parrot]

currently making uncomfortable eye contact with the it/it's pronoun from the other side of the starbound smp fandom

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The opportunity to get an ironic skybound tattoo has presented itself. Do I dare?

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bad bitches sit up unassisted at 2am and scare the shit out of their nurses

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Watching the Stranger Things finale and then following it up by reading The Spirit Bares It's Teeth for the first time was like taking a shot of expired coke and then chasing it with straight vodka.