Honeypine

"Where coherency goes to die" They/them ✨ On my Adulthood Arc

[toskarin]

now of course I don't use tonetags and my posts can be confusing because of this, but also I speak in flat affect in real life and half of my jokes are me saying something confusing in a very serious voice, so it's all part of the immersive experience

[aniisol]

hunter: "this war... it's no place for a child"

echo (twelve years old minus the several years he spent as a prisoner of war, who fought in front-line combat with a fourteen-year-old commander and a general just out of his teens, deployed before he was biologically an adult, and is still somehow the oldest person on the squad), showing omega how to aim a crossbow: "?? your logic is coming from where??"

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[oneoflokischildren]

the child is too lonely, let's give him a famous twin brother and an older spy brother and detective grandparents and a fucking convict who he can have a QPR with and he's still a teacher and yes, somehow Rocky, Adrian and Eva are there too..

- the PHM fandom about Ryland Grace

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[stalecherios]

My lovely irl @buggysvoidobservitoryhas made some lovely Ulysses memes! They are so lovely and cursed and we giggled about them so so much. Too much even.

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@connorsnothereeither We felt that you specifically needed to see this. We enjoy it too much.

[honeypine-the-parrot]

I need this as a t-shirt URGENTLY

[flaccid-rats]

Simon Vs. the coltlandgentry siblings

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[shipsandtea]

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

[namzioz]

ehhh this one isn't super original but i dont think I've seen anyone do it yet? idk man the more the merrier imo

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[whore-ticulturist]

If Yao and Ilyukhina lived, i still think they would have eventually started sharing clothes. After some time has passed, Yao is in Grace's fox cardigan, Grace is in Ilyukhina's skirt, and Ilyukhina is wearing Yao's bucket hat. And so on and so forth until laundry becomes practically communal.

[intrusodamente]

ehc from @edenisquiet

ewc from @justcakethanks

[dogfennel]

first contact

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[aniisol]

"tech is the sensible one" the first we see of the bad batch ever is him crashing his ship onto an occupied landing dock for fun

"crosshair and hunter are the sensible ones" it's canon that, in the six-ish months that echo was with the bad batch before order 66, he watched them fight each other hard enough to draw blood multiple times

"echo is the sensible one" when the bad batch invaded tantiss and saw that someone released a violent mountain-sized zillo beast as a distraction, they immediately came to the conclusion that it was either echo or the echo-trained omega

so now we have to face the facts that wrecker is the most responsible member of the team

[brysbeddixt]

Does Ryan Gosling know that his pull within the neurodivergent queer community has just been boosted 10000000% more than his role as Ken ever did?? Does he know?? Does he know we’re all over here barking and foaming at the mouth at his autistic aroace little fuckin scientist guy who’s twins with himself and in love with Markiplier? Or in a qpr sandwich with two rocks?? Does he know he has reached #1 blorbo status for like 1/5 of this website??

Nobody should ever tell him. Nobody needs to add tumblr icon to his long list of accolades, he’s got too many already