Mar 3, 2019
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Me when my werewolf boyfriend
The fun part of my brain playing with language the way a parakeet plays with sound is I get to have some wild rides.
For some reason I like to start with the Steven Universe song "Giant Woman". Then I break and badger and genre swap and mashup until I... well, y'know, "play with them like dolls."
Giant Woman but it's got a dubstep drop right in the titular phrase and it's like "G-g-g-g-g-... GIANT WOMAN!"
Sometimes we wind up at "A Little Party Never Killed Nobody" from that Gatsby remake. But this time we're going to veer into "B-b-... Barbarian!" from Dave the Barbarian.
Heh. Barbarians. Raging. Yelling. Screaming.
Scream. Cream? Why are we at cream? Scream for ice cream?
Oh! Barbarian. Bavarian.
Bavarian Cream.
Bavarian Scream?
...
Barbarian... Cream?
😳
This floor ain't gonna scrub itself!
Tropical Christmas
Ok which werewolf’s subconscious did i accidentally dreamwalk into last night??Firstly, so sorry I must’ve mixed up the mind ip, my bad. Secondly, why haven’t you called me back.? I thought we had something. I didn’t even mind when u started to change i only woke up bc my dog- oh shit, i, um…sorry…i..Gods, im usually not like this... pls just send me a fire message when u see this at 𓂲𓂵𓅋𓀐𓂸 𓅋𓅒 𓅓 𓅔 𓅕 𓅖 𓅗
i am a misogyny kink away from omegaverse.
