#pineappleseyes

[razamafoo]

Silty clay something? That sounds pretty fancy

i feel it

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1-55 B) i literally do not give a fuck how much your fingers will hurt, if you dont answer all of them im gonna never ever let you see my dogs again

i dont even know how old this ask is i wish mobile told u when u have a message like that post was a while ago but i cant believe this is happenign i cant evben READ MORE fuck i should have erased the no limit wtf are you satan smetta?? im so sorry for this everyone i love those dogs i’ll try and make this as short as possible

1.Kissed a girl?yas

2.Kissed a boy?yas

3.Had sex in public?hah a wow no virgin lol

4.What’s your religion?agnostic

5.What does your URL mean?it’s part of a spell used on jake from adventure time to make him lose his powers :^)

6.Reason you joined tumblr?all of the artists on dA i was watching were posting a lot more stuff here and my friend had one so i was like okie

7.Do you have any nicknames?Kleb, Klob, Klub (apparently), KayKay, Kay, LebLeb, Kale, Kayles i think thats about it

8.Do you like bubble baths?hell fuckin yeah

9.Kissed in the rain?nope

10.Dyed your hair?yep kinda like when i had longer hair and an a-cut i dyed the tips blonde (this was in middle school)

11.Soup or salad?soup def

12.Vegetable or meat?depends on which of which i guess but most on the time i’d pick vegetable

13.Go out drinking?nope

14.Smoke cigarettes?not usually

15.Smoke weed?occasionally

16.Do any hard drugs?never

17.Have you had sex today?nope still virgin

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?yuh

19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?they’re my sibling

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?i dont think so? maybe idk

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?haha hah of course

22.Tried to commit suicide?no

23.The last time you felt broken?2 days ago

24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?haha h a  a  a ye

25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?nope nor any other significant other

26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?why is or capitalized?? but very short

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?face

28.Do you sing in the shower?

for real who doesnt?

29.Do you dance in the car?yep

30.Where were you yesterday?school then donut shop then dads house then moms house then dads again

31.Ever used a bow and arrow?i have actually! for my brothers bday we went to an archery range and my friend and i were hella good we were like artemis and apollo tbh

32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?my dads wedding last year (their anniversary is next week omg)

33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?some of them but not like the idea of them

34.Is Christmas stressful?most of the time

35.Favorite type of fruit pie?APPLE

36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?Artist, Beekeeper, rock

37.Do you believe in ghosts?yep

38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?all the time

39.Take a vitamin daily?nope

40.Wear slippers?nope too much work

41.Wear a bath robe?nope i have a robe i wear when it’s cold tho

42.What do you wear to bed?usually just a loose shirt and underwear sometimes pj pants tho

43.Do you want to get married?not really

44.Can you curl your tongue?yep! >:^)

45.How many relationships have you had?like 2

46.How can I win your heart?being really into cartoons, coffee, puns and dogs and being conscious of the problems in the world around and be willing to help change it 

47.what makes a great relationship?honesty and flexibility (not physically >:( )

48.Shy OR open?PAINFULLY SHY

50.Religious OR non-religious?non-religious

51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?im not really sure when this means?? non-restricting i think ???

52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?again idk what this is asking i think non-straight edge? ?

53.Piercings OR no piercings?i have my ears pierced but i want more tbh

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?i dont have any but i think i will eventually

55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?stay at home mostly

THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE

[razamafoo]

Zero-nineteen cuz ur 19 and I can't read them all and actually pick ones cuz I gotta leave the bar and go get drunk at my house B) 🍕🇮🇹😱😱😘😘😘😘

Zero - Who was your last text from?

my mama it said “ok”

One - What/who is your icon?

my tiny prince Hinata from haikyuu!! :’)

Two- Your relationship status?

uhh it’s an open party

Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?

like no ones died if thats what thats supposed to mean but in elementary school i had 2 best friends and one had to go to a different school and things were never the same :c

Four - What is your current mood?

tired is that a mood

Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?

dennis, jennifer, emma, jesse, (im here) and the baby is natalie

Six - Where do you wish you were right now?

lake tahoe or getting crunk in italy :’((

Seven - Have a crazy side?

what does this question even mean

Eight - Ever had a near death experience?

one time i almost had to get my leg amputated because of a spiderbite but thats the closest thing i got

Nine- Something you do a lot?

Bite/pick at my fingers and eat too many carbohydrates

Ten - Angry at anyone?

currently not really but im like always annoyed w my dad tbh

Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like?

theyre fictional unu

Twelve - When was the last time you cried?

i think it was watching httyd2 at the midnight showing opening night

Thirteen- What are you really good at?

occasionally im good at drawing and cooking/baking

Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?

songs i really like and my fears for the future

Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?

i was in the shower i think

Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex?

i think i tend to like lighter hair :/

Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

my brother

Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)?

Everything Everything, Mother Mother (wow repetition), Marina and the Diamonds Panic! At the Disco. off the top of my head

Nineteen - What are you doing right now?

dying bc this was actually a lot of questions wtf (AND I STARTED ANSWERIN QUESTIONS FROM A DIFFERENT LIST SO YEAH EVEN MORE QUESTIONS)

[razamafoo]

73!!!!

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

yes and the most recent example i can think of is going to the httyd2 prescreening and then every consequential viewing after that ;u;

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4, 7, 25

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

No but for some reason i have a “uneven pavement surface” sign in my room like i have no idea how it got there. i also have 2 traffic cones

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

wow okay well if this is how i would die then i would go w the bear bc i dont wanna be betrayed by bees

25: What is your favorite food?

thai curry!!

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You need to list 10 facts about you and you must, in turn, ask for ten facts about 10 of your favorite followers. Go! <3<3<3

Blurghghhghghgh Smetta why

1. I like my coffee as sweet as coffee flavored milk. Ie. 21g of sugar basically.

2.  I don’t like eating eggs unless they’re scrambled. 

3. I affectionately call my dog a poop nugget.

4. I make a weird squeaky noise when I see something really cute. 

5. I read about cannibals and murderers when I get bored sometimes.

6. Deer are my favorite animals.

7. I wanted to be a paleontologist/archaeologist when I was younger.

8. I don’t like mint, spearmint, wintergreen mint, anything mint. I hate mint.

9. I REALLY fucking like watching ghost shows, like A Haunting. 

10. My most often said words are yeeeeee, mmmmmn, and ugh.

Also I have the land pancake on my chest and her tail is making it hard to use the touchpad….

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pineappleseyes replied to your post:floretesdecolors replied to your post:buntaire...

Ye the Americans say meem lol

transparentguitarist replied to your post:floretesdecolors replied to your post:buntaire...

i’ve always pronounced it “meem”

why thank you both!

buntaire replied to your post:floretesdecolors replied to your post:buntaire...

yh it’s meem like mean but w/ an m at the end u feel me

my dear i love ur language but it's rly weird sometimes

barretweed replied to your post:New fave thing: the Italian pronunciation of meme

aspetta nun se dice meme?

pare de no ahò

[razamafoo]

These are so crunchy

*Chews Doritos for 20 more minutes* -Ner(d)ido(r)ki