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Cayenne stubfoot toad (Atelopus flavescens)

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Percy: Smelly Gabe, get out of my room.

Smelly Gabe: Oh, you mean my study?

Percy: Get out, or the only thing you'll be studying is the bruises on your ugly-iano face.

Umbridge: Now, now dear. There's no need for violence. Let's all settle this peacefully, shall we?

Harry: Shut up, old hag, no one asked you for your opinion.

Umbridge: How dare you! I'm the headmaster of Hogwarts!

Harry: I'm sorry, I don't speak douchebag, pink toad.

Umbridge:

Harry: I must not tell lies.

Percy: Bro, that's great! Let's be awesome together.

Harry and Percy: *chest bump*

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