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Tell me about Fergie & Niall’s biggest pet peeves about each other
Niall doesn’t like how much of a workaholic Fergie is. She also leaves her clothes on the floor and that just irks his nerve to no end.
Fergie hates how much of a people pleaser Niall can be. He also farts too much during inappropriate moments and it’s usually the foulest thing she’s ever smelled.
So which of those scenes was *the* scene that got the ball rolling on Fergie and Niall?
There are two. Chapter Seven where they have the chat in the car about why she hates him and then Chapter 8 when Fergie and Niall are dancing and he calls her by first name for the first time. When I was thinking of the story, it looked different in my head -- they were in a tiki bar and it was more like the chapter where he accidentally kisses her. But the idea of them being in paradise and the magic of the islands just whisk over them and end whatever feud they had was really appealing to me.
Ferg would be friends with Lewis.
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1. If it’s 1 am and you’re still awake and wanting to talk to someone, who do you call and what do you talk about? There are only three people in my life who will not throw a fit if I call them that late and they are Niall Horan, Keith Miller, and my little brother Alex. Niall asks about his plants and tries to solve all my life problems. Keith tells me about his night out and we gossip about our latest reality show binges. Alex talks about family drama and the latest bird he’s trying to date.
The Hen House would lose their shit if I tried calling them that late.
2. Are you a part of any fandoms? Or at least a big fan of something in particular?
COYS! Tottenham Spurs and English football hold a very special place in my heart. The boys talk a lot of shit but I think they appreciate my love for football.
Kinda love plants and flowers… A LOT. The Plant Club meets every Tuesday night at Niall’s. We have three members – if you count Scout.
I guess I am also the Co-President of the Unofficial Niall Horan Fan Club, which is really just the Hen House WhatsApp group. We love The Baby a bit too much.
I’d also like to point out that each member our gang has their own fan club but the leader of each club rotates because we are that extra.
3. Are you the big spoon or little spoon?
Big spoon for Britt, little spoon for Ni.
4. If your mum was to text you right now, how would that make you feel?
Happy. I miss that woman dearly. She’s planning a trip for her and Dad to come visit and I can’t wait.
5. Have you ever been in love? Why/why not?
Love is the weirdest thing. It gets you when you least expect it. I didn’t believe in it for the longest time but then Niall Horan came in and changed everything.
When you’re young, you think it’s love but it’s not. Love is waking up on Sunday morning to a hungover man cooking you French toast because you mentioned it before you passed out in his armchair. Love is sending food to the office when you’ve had a shit day and calling incessantly to make sure it was good enough. Love is rearranging your tour schedule so you’ll be home for your best friend’s birthday. Love is a lot of things and I’m thankful I’m with someone who is willing to help me experience that.
6. Can you be trusted with a secret?
I’ve dated an international superstar for half a year and didn’t tell a soul. Pretty good at this whole secret game.
7. Who was your childhood best friend? Are you still friends?
Brittany Fletcher and David Watson. I’m currently sat on their couch crying from laughter because David wasn’t listening to Brittany’s work story and is now in the dog house for not having the proper response to ‘How Big of a Bitch is Jessica from Payroll?’ He’s begging for forgiveness and it’s amusing.
When will this man learn?
8. What are three songs currently on your everyday playlist?
Truth Hurts by Lizzo
Back Again by You Me At Six
Ghost by Ella Henderson
9. What is your secret talent?
I’m trained in Brazilian jiu jitsu. I also always know where the car is parked when we go to Disneyland.
10. Have you pictured your future? If so, what does it look like?
It is full of love, laughter, and the Irish man child who stole my heart.
I tag: Nina @beautifulletdownfics and Rolly @marisa-writes
Did Fergie and Ni do a couples costume?
This year they did. Keith had his annual party and the while gang dresses up. However, everyone was being extra sneaky because they wanted to win the costume contest.
Ferg was Paulette (Jennifer Coolidge’s character) from Legally Blonde and Ni was the UPS Guy.
The hen house watching the met gala in costume is all I can imagine. Wine and judgement and “Niall should get his nips put. If harry can do, so can he”
They had been raving about it for weeks. A countdown was set, food was to be catered, wine was to be consumed and the best dressed woman received a pretty swanky prize – a massage at this new spa in Malibu on top of brunch selection privileges for an entire month. When it came to fashion, The Hen House did not mess around.
This year was different than most years. This year, one of Niall’s mates was hosting the Met Gala and they really couldn’t believe it. Jenna was over the moon that Harry was co-chair. She would not shut up about it. The rest of the girls let her have her moment because it wasn’t every day someone that they sorta knew hosted such a big event.
When the big day arrived, the group of women flocked to Jenna’s flat ready to indulge in good food and (hopefully) even better fashion. They tried their best to fit this years theme.
Brittany wore a full faux fur ensemble as if she was Méret Oppenheim’s Object. Maggie wore a skin tight lilac dress with a bedazzled indigo-colored cape. Jenna had on a pantsuit that was completely covered in sequins that were shaped like Conversation Hearts. Georgina hand sewed an ungodly amount of flowers onto a dress she bought at Target. She didn’t think she was going to win but she had fun making it.
“Let’s get this show on the road.” Jenna said as she turned the volume on the TV. “I need to see what Harry Styles is wearing.”
“I’m only here for the wine,” Brittany mumbled into her half full glass.
“Which is why you didn’t even try with your outfit.” Mags teased.
“Maybe this is camp to me.” Brittany replied shooting her a dirty look.
“I think she looks nice.” Georgina said plopping down beside her best friend.
“How are we gonna decide who wins?” Jenna asked looking between the group of women. “I think we all look pretty camp.”
“Send a pic to Ni and see what he thinks.” Brittany suggested.
“I mean he is a model so he should know.” Georgina said making the others laugh.
“Was he being serious about going to this?” Jenna asked settling into her glass of win.
“It’s insanely expensive and you have to be approved so I don’t know.” Mags said.
“What do you think he’d wear?” Brittany asked. “I don’t picture him following the theme.”
“Some sort of velvet suit with some weird kinda pattern.” Georgina rattled off. Her and Niall had had this exact conversation the night before when she was making her dress.
“He’s not super flamboyant so I could see it.” Mags nodded.
“I could see him having something with a cheeky little message on it. You know what I mean?” Jenna said with a smirk. “Shit-talker Nialler.”
“I actually think a lot of people would give him shit.” Brittany said.
“That’s what’s frustrating about the themes. If you follow them, you end up on Fashion Police which is bloody bull shit.” Mags said sounding annoyed.
“Not only that but fans and the media haven’t really labeled him as the fashion guy so if he were to show up in something campy they’d shit on it.” Jenna said.
“They shit on everything he does.” Georgina said. “Niall’s learnin’ to not give a fuck. This would just be another thing to add to the list.”
Before the group to dive into the struggles of their famous friend’s life, the commercial break ended.
“Oh shit! It’s starting!” Jenna squealed as the red carpet entrances began.
Georgina sipped on her wine as she watched her friends gossip about the outfit choices of A-list celebrities.
“Billy Porter killed it. I’m done. I don’t need to watch any more.” Mags said throwing her hand in the air. “That entrance, are you fuckin’ kidding me?”
“Just wait for Harry.” Jenna said with a smile on her face.
The next few moments were filled with idle chatter as they waited for one particular boy from Chesire to make his big debut. As soon as he came onto the screen, Jenna nearly fainted. Mags started rambling on about how revolutionary Harry’s outfit choice was while Brittany and Georgina sat back and listened. They weren’t too fond of his choice but they also weren’t as into fashion as the other two members of their group were.
“You know, Niall should get his nips out more.” Mags smirked. “I mean if Harry can do it, so can our Baby.”
“He’d fuckin’ kill us all with that chest hair.” Georgina mumbled.
All three heads turned towards her as an embarrassed heat rushed to her cheeks. She meant to keep that comment to herself.
“What?” Georgina said shyly. “You were all thinking it. I’m just sayin’ it.”
“I knew you were a chest hair type of girl.” Jenna smirked.
“Not really, only his.” Georgina admitted. “I think I’ve drank too much.”
“Kid does has a great rug on him.” Brittany said with a nod.
“Ferg, you ever get the chance to pull on it, let me know how it is.” Jenna teased. “I’m not a big chest hair gal but his is quite nice. Real manly.”
“If you ask him, I’m sure he’d let you.” Georgina winked.
“We should have made the boys join us.” Brittany said with a smile. “David would shit himself. He hates dressing up for stuff like this.”
“Jamie would win. Hands down.” Georgina said.
“And he wouldn’t even need my help.” Mags giggled.
“Girls! I just realized something. We can’t send our pics to Ni. He’d pick Ferg immediately.” Jenna said as her face lit up.
“I think he’d be fair.” Brittany said looking confused.
“Nah, he’d get one look at her tits and he’d be done.” Jenna giggled.
“The girls are looking quite nice today, Georgina.” Mags said raising her glass.
“Thanks. New bra.” Georgina grinned.
“And she’s got plants all over her. Unfair advantage.” Jenna pointed out.
“If she could find a way to pour pints out of her finger tips and broadcast golf scores, she’d be Niall Horan’s ultimate wet dream.” Mags said with a smirk.
AW BABE THAT WOUKD BE TE BEST DRABBLE. HEN HOUSE SUPRISINH HIM IN M&G.
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They’d all fight over how they wanted to pose and who gets to hang out with him first. The Hen House love The Baby more than any member of their group. He would eat every second up. It would be like a recharging moment for him. His batteries are running low from the late night dreams and early morning interviews but once he sees his girls he’s got the energy to keep on going.
Fergie and Niall having a photoshoot with office plants? Sign me up!!! They would be so cute taking pictures with every plant
It would be filled with giggles and model poses and a very annoyed Deborah. Ni would use his Irish charm on her and Fergie would tease him about it for the rest of the day.
“You didn’t need to butter her up. She’s harmless.” She teases
“Ehh probably made her week.” He shrugs as she plops down on top of him.
“Gonna be tellin’ TMZ you two are an item.” She giggles. “Be careful what you wish for Horan.”
“Oh yeah? I was wishing I’d get to take a shower with my hot girlfriend.” He says running his hands down Georgina’s back.
“Oh yeah?” She asks looking up at him.
“Yeah.” He shoves her on the floor before standing up. “Better go call, Deb.”
Georgina’s sweet laugh is the only thing he hears as he leaves the room.
