Fergie’s reaction to all of the shirtless Niall content we’re getting 🙌🏼
“Hey Ferg, has your washing machine broke over there?” Maggie asked taking a sip from her wine glass.
It was The Hen House’s nightly Zoom Chat and a lot of hot gossip had been shared. Jenna’s neighbors were having a marathon shag session. David nearly set Britt’s hair on fire after a brief cooking mishap. Mags was ready to chuck Jamie’s PS4 straight out the window. Georgina had learned how to move around the house without making a sound thanks to Niall’s constant livestreams. The girls desperately needed this pandemic to be over so they could regain some sanity. Their nightly call was the closest thing they had to doing just that.
Georgina looked confused. “No, why?”
“The Baby never has a shirt on so I just figured he had no clean clothes to wear.” Mags smirked.
“It would make sense if the machine broke.” Britt nodded.
“Oh my god!!” Georgina said as her face lit up. “That fucker is always bloody shirtless!”
“It’s to the point where Lydia is sending me screenshots daily of his Instagram shenanigans talking about how rugged he looks without his shirt on.”
“Lydia’s a legend.” Brittany said shaking her head. Georgina’s mother was truly one of a kind.
“No! Would you want your mum talking about how fit your boyfriend is shirtless? I don’t think so.”
The trio of women on Georgina’s computer screen erupted into laughter.
“It’s like a twenty four hour thing here.”
“I’m sure that’s a nice treat though.” Jenna smiled.
“Oh don’t get me wrong it is. But it’s like mate, we get it. You’re fit. That rug of yours is impeccable. You’ve been working out at the crack of dawn every day but like if you don’t put some fuckin’ clothes on, I’m gonna defile your body.”
“You’re gonna what, love?” An Irish accent said from behind her.
Georgina shut her eyes as her entire face grew warm. Of course her shirtless boyfriend would pick that moment to make his appearance. The laughter of her friends grew even louder adding to her embarrassment.
“Nialler!” Jenna squealed. “Give your girl a break. Put a fucking shirt on.”
“Ferg’s knickers are probably constantly wet over there.” Mags teased.
“Yeah but that’s not because I’m shirtless.” Niall said with a cheeky wink.
That comment sent the Hen House into a screaming fit. Brittany couldn’t stop laughing at how embarrassed Georgina was. Jenna and Mags were rambling back and forth about Georgina and Niall’s sex life. And Niall, well Niall was eating that shit up.
“For fuck’s sake, Niall.” Georgina mumbled as she covered her face. She couldn’t believe this was happening.
Niall’s hands found their place on her shoulders as he gave them a squeeze. “I’m teasing.”
“You’re so bloody embarrassing.”
“I’m sorry.” Niall giggled before kissing the top of her head. “I’ll go put my shirt on.”
“Why bother? She’s just gonna rip it off ya as soon as this call is over.” Mags teased.
“Margaret!” Georgina said with wide eyes.
“I love you Georgina.” Maggie said with a knowing smile. “But we all know that’s true.”
“From what I’ve heard, you two shag like rabbits.” Jenna said finishing off his glass of wine.
“His kit is constantly off so I don’t blame her.” Brittany said. “Ni, tell Davey to get on your regimen please.”
“Why? You wanna compete with Jenna’s neighbors for longest sex marathon?” Georgina said with a smirk.
“No.” Brittany rolled her eyes.
“We all know when that this call ends The Baby is gonna bend you over and you’ll be the one out shagging the duo in 311.” Jenna said. “So enough sass out of you, Ferg.”
Mags and Brittany laughed.
“I fucking hate all of you.” Georgina blushed.
“You’re the one talking about defiling me body, babe.” Niall laughed as he gave her shoulders another squeeze. “So this is really your fault.”
“No it’s not. It’s yours. If you wore clothes, we wouldn’t be droolin’ over ya.”
“I mean Ferg still would but what you lot get up to in the bedroom is none of our business.” Mags said sending the girls into another round of laughter.
Niall laughed loudly as he shook his head. He kissed the top of Georgina’s head before leaving the room.
“You three are gonna be the death of me, you know that right?” Georgina said with a small smile.
“We wouldn’t have it any other way.” Britt winked.
“Honestly, I don’t know how you have lasted this long with him being shirtless all the time.” Jenna said.
“Would have moved to the greenhouse ages ago.” Brittany agreed. “All I’d want to do is shag him.”
“He thinks it’s funny.” Georgina said shaking her head.
“Because he’s a little shit.” Britt said.
“You’re a strong woman, Ferg.” Mags said. “Deserve a Medal of Honor after this quarantine is over.”
“For what?” She asked confused.
“For not shagging me brains out every second of the day!” Niall called out from outside the door.
His comment sent their friends into another fit of laughter.
“Fuckin’ twat.” Georgina blushed.
“Yeah but that’s why you love me!” Niall called back.











