#pippa bin

[thorlokibrother]

Bleak Expectations texting

[bleakexpectationremindersagain]

Did you just call him Mr.Benevohunky?

[souvenirsfromaprogramme]

Pippa: Is it just me, or as we get closer to world domination do you become even more handsome?

Benevolent: Oh it's not just you, I'm actually starting to fancy myself.

[souvenirsfromaprogramme]

Pippa: You lied, Gently, you said there wasn't anyone else!

Gently Benevolent: Well I am evil. And she is dino-dynamite.

Juanita: I am a dino-phwoooar!

Pippa: Oh, shut it scaly! Have you put on weight?

Juanita: They're called curves. You bony English girls would not understand.

Pippa: Oh shove a chimichanga in it!

Juanita: Why don't you put a cream tea in it!

Pippa: Burritos to you!

Juanita: Roast beef and yorkshire pudding off!

Gently Benevolent: Enough national-foods-based insults!

[souvenirsfromaprogramme]

Thomas Bin: Oh children how good it is to see you! Pip!

Pip: Papa!

Thomas Bin: Pippa!

Pippa: Papa!

Thomas Bin: Poppy!

Poppy: Papa!

Thomas Bin: Ah, Pip and Poppy!

Pip and Poppy: Papa!

Thomas Bin: Poppy and Pippa!

Poppy and Pippa: Papa!

Thomas Bin: Pip and Pippa!

Pip and Pippa: Papa!

Thomas Bin: My Pip, Pippa and Poppy!

All three: Papa!

Thomas Bin: Presents, I bring presents for my Pip, Pippa and Poppy.

All three: Oh Papa!

Thomas Bin: Poppy, a puppy.

Poppy: A puppy, Papa!

Thomas Bin: A puppy, Poppy. For Pip, a pipe.

Pip: A pipe, Papa?

Thomas Bin: A pipe. And for Pippa, an anvil.

Pippa: Oh.

[souvenirsfromaprogramme]

Pippa: Ninety-three wives, Harry?

Harry: Pippa! You left me for Mr Benevolent.

Pippa: Well yes, but ninty-three?!

Harry: In case Mr Benevolent stole any, he could never steal all of them.

Gently Benevolent: Oh goodie, a challenge.