[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU / [text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere / [text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit” / [text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
[text] girl please i know you can work those angles better than that
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
[text] leave it on i’m coming over to compare our pretty glitter bodies, i’m winning tonight
[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”
[text] i feel like you’re.... imagining things....
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] good girl i’m proud of you
[text] enough to bring you some asprin and turn you on your side so you dont die