Pique: Nice Ney! Give me a high five!
Neymar: This is how ama steal the ball from Cavani when I get to psg
Pique: What?
Neymar: What?

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Pique: Nice Ney! Give me a high five!
Neymar: This is how ama steal the ball from Cavani when I get to psg
Pique: What?
Neymar: What?
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I saw Neymar yesterday and we saw each other again today. We haven’t spoken about those things [a possible transfer to Real Madrid]. He has friends in the dressing room and knows that Barcelona is his second home.
Gerard Pique via MD | 27.08.18
My favorite part from the pique+neymar interview starts at 15:19 where pique suggest a World Cup final between Spain and Brazil 3-3, neymar scoring a hatrick and spain winning the penalty shootout, but neymar disagrees and suggest the same final and score but with pique scoring the hatrick and Brazil winning and they both start laughing as pique says: “that won’t happen in my lifetime. It’s not an option” and then neymar reminds him it almost happened once at celta’s stadium. And when pique said he would let neymar score a hatrick, neymar mentioned how pique didn’t let him during the confederations cup and they just start laughing at the situation of neymar being tackled by pique and how pique received a red card.
Gerard Pique via instasnap
Geri & Ney maybe?
OOOH YES THEY ARE THE CUTEST
Geri/Ney or as they are known as Piquemar (I FEEL LIKE I SPELLED THAT WRONG)- People would describe Ney and Geri’s relationship as silly. They don’t mean it as an insult. It’s said with fondness and wonder. Their personalities are so big, different, but loud all the same. Ney has that contagious laughter and happiness while Geri has that addicting sense of fun. They’re always up to something. Sending funny photos of each other to their teammates, or sending hilarious photos of their teammates to each other. Want to know where they are? Just follow the laughter.
- Geri is better at poker. Ney thinks he’s better than Geri. Bets against each other can be so many different things. One time Ney lost his phones for a week. Well, he was supposed to, but Ney couldn’t last a day because he ended up buying another. Another time Geri had to text every Madrid player he had on his phone and say he didn’t really at all hate the Madrid colors. It was just a game. But he chose to break his phone instead. Funnily enough, strip poker didn’t come to mind until maybe fifty or so tournaments later. Ney took threw off his hat in protest to losing then the next game Geri took off his shirt. It escalated from there.
- When they're alone, in their downtime, they like to lay down next to each other, and watch a movie. But Ney gets restless sometimes, so he more often than not, grabs some crayola markers and starts drawing on Geri’s arms.
(THERE IS SO MUCH THAT COULD BE WRITTEN but I feel someone can write them better than me.)
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Send me a rare pairing and I’ll write some headcanons for them!
Piquemar wallpapers
They are the dumbest looking brothers in the world. Their relationship is so funny to me, cuz pique is just a slightly more mature neymar and I always wonder how far these idiots can egg each other on😂. Love their friendship though, and it's honestly sweet how ney always visits him when he goes to Barcelona on vacation. Adorable