Discover Top Posts Tagged with #piquiri

Pasquier: If I were a drink, I’d be a cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Piquiri: Bleach.

Damours: Sewage.

Pasquier: Please calm down, edgelords.

#incorrect placebo #Pasquier #Piquiri #Damours

Piquiri, stabbing a swine thunderer: That’s for murdering my best friend!

Warci: I’m your best friend?

Piquiri: I don’t know, I’m still angry at you!

#incorrect placebo #Piquiri #Warci #Piquiri's not angry anymore but he still doesn't know #and I still don't know what to do with these two ngl

Good responses for getting stabbed with a sword:

Marches: Rude.

Dismas: That’s fair.

Piquiri: Not again.

Wissant: So are ya gonna want this back or can I keep it?

Malv: Oh no I’m allergic.

Pip: It sword of seems like you got a problem with me.

Nesdin: //laughter

Lucy: Sure it’s the thought that counts and I appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a receipt?

Fairfax: You wound me. Literally. You just. Actually wounded me. That thing is really sharp, so you-- don’t even look at me like that, they can’t all be winners.

Warci: Wouldn’t it have been hilarious if I just flew back like balloons do when you pop em? Can you even imagine? Gods, just...do it again, pretend the first time didn’t happen, come on, please-

Siggy, grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, and handing it back to them: You dropped this.

Bosanquet: That’s unfortunate.

Vee: It could be worse.

Guyot: This isn’t really how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain?