#piratebo0ty

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my loves:

billfuckinghader

piratebo0ty

beyoncespajamas

castiels-feathery-butt

lilredsbigbadwolf

jude-duckling

cas-just-wants-the-d-ean

richardspeightchristmas

deanlovespcp-crazedstrippers

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my usual nightly routine goes something like this:

reblog everything on amber's blog

reblog everything on ericka's blog

creep tangie's RDJ tag and reblog everything that wasn't reblogged from me

reblog everything on mark's blog that isn't shows i don't watch or dumb text posts

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if i don't talk to you primarily in caps lock then we're probably not that great of friends

[barackobamas]

came for the chipotle, stayed for the chipotle.

AMBER COME SHARE MY CHIPOTLE WITH ME

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THERE IS NOTHING FUNNIER TO ME THAN EXTREMELY POORLY WRITTEN FANFICTION 

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before mark and i were friends i was so nice and thought everyone had lovely blogs and everything was rainbows and butterflies on tumblr but then we started talking and he corrupted me so i've turned into a fucking asshole who seeks out hipsters to screen cap their dumb about me sections and make fun of them and wreak havoc upon blogs who have wronged us in any way. 

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SHOUT OUT TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE HE'S A GOOD FELLOW.