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[sadiepirate]

t3h c@p7ain O’ d00m!!!!!!

Ahoy mateys i be new!!!!!! holding up cutlas my name be Captain B but ye can be calling me t3h c@p7ain O’ d00m!!!!!! hardy laugh… as ye be seeing I am very random!!!! tis why i be at port here, to engage with random shipmates like me_… i be 47 of age (i be immature for me age tho’!!) i often watch olde Spaniards wallow in mud with me buccaneers (i be a Pyrate if ye not be content, death and damnation will be yours) it be me favorite pastime!!! it be SOOOO fun!!!! they be random also but I be wanting to meet more Corsairs P) like they be saying ye can't sail a ship with just the rudder betwixt your legs!!!! hardy laugh… Aye, i be hoping to make all of your acquaintances so be giving me lots o commentses!!!! AAARRRGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←------ just me being Piratey again P) laugh …. luck with you!!!!!

Original Penguin of doom Copypasta. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/katy-t3h-pengu1n-of-d00m

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[sadiepirate]

How to copypasta like a pirate

What th’ frig did ye say t’ me you friggen bunter? I be telling ye I graduated at th’ top o’ me class in the Royal Navy, and I be marking the Spanish Main, with 300 Spaniards souls on me blade alone. I be hardened by battle and th’ top command of my forces. You be nothing but a Moll. Ye be no match fo’ th’ coming hell I will pronounce upon ye, th’ likes that have not been seen by th’ eyes of man, listen t’ me. Ye think ye can accost me on th’ internets? Think twice on that. As we speak I be signaling my armada an’ crew from th’ hellish corners of the coast an’ they be looking t’ cry havoc upon ye, growler. Now ye be marked, shite. I be a slippery eel, and hard t’ view, and I can take ye soul to th' hell bellow with th’ hands gods gave me. I have access t’ more steel and can whisper to my Corsairs to bear down upon thee, an’ be rid of ye, drab. Aye, if only ye be knowing what unholy retribution yer sharp tongue has brought upon ye, ye would have kept quiet. But ye keep wagging an’ now be paying the price. I will shite fury al’ o'er ye and ye will be drowned by it. Yer soul be lost, boy.

Sincerely,

Captain B