The Crooked Tale Pirates

If the sea be in your heart, and the wind is at your back, Grab your sword and come aboard, We'll fly the flag of black. - Captain Barret Read

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One More Shot - By Pirates Inc.

HAPPY ITLAPD !!!

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Talk Like A Pirate Day! :(

Krispi Creeme has canceled their talk like a pirate day promotion this year. We will fight to bring it back!!!!!!

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 “ When the shadows crawl across the land as childish leaders rule the world, A mighty crew shall return from treacherous sea’s to resist the growing darkness. And you will know them by their rough demeanor and crooked tails.” --Ancient prophets

Welp I guess after jumping from one dimension to another and one timeline to another we have found the DARKEST TIMELINE of all!

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WE FINNALY MADE IT BACK! !!

Ohh woooow! We finnaly made it back after getting stuck in another time/dimension! All it took was Eclipse and a few favors for Quetzacoatl! Can’t talk now I am bushed.. but tldr the Captain almost died, we have new crew members, and I have learned a thing or two about being a pirate! Whats been happening here? WTF Trump???????

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Noooooooo! 《°¤°》

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scully: hey mulder, do you have a dollar?

mulder: yeah sure, here you go

scully: thank y-

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3 Teams

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But only Team Valor is good. It has Pirates!!!!

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First of all, I wanna say thank you, because there are not enough pirate blogs in the world on Tumblr (MOAR PIRATE BLOGS DARNIT), but do you think the "Red Poseidon" would be a good name for a post-apocalyptic pirate ship with a Irish captain? Researching like crazy, so... (Would it help to know that the captain is Luciferian and strays from religion and monarchs in the naming of his ships?) Please and Thank You!!! :333 (Sorry for writing the most absurd post you've ever read XD)

Not absurd at all. Red Poseidon isn’t bad at all.If the Captain is Irish though I would go with something from Irish lore like Merros (sea-maid). Wonderful enchantresses of the sea who will sweep young men beneath the waves and to their doom. Now if you want to stay with a gods name there are a lot to chose from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_water_deities 

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I am sure you all heard the news coming out of France. It seems that the world is turning upside-down with everything that has happened over the last few weeks. Police and civilian shootings in the US, continued terror attacks in the Middle East, and now an attack in Nice. It sometimes just takes one or two crazy people to make us think that the world has turned to shit and there is no hope. As things turn dark remember that there are millions of people who do care and who actually work everyday to make the world a better place. We have the numbers on our side even though it does not seem that way. As for me and the crew tonight we stand with France to show that we wil not be dissuaded from the path of peace!

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Steampunk World’s Fair 2016, Steam Powered Giraffe photoset

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(photo courtesy of @attack-on-titan-official​ aka Demonshinigami on Instagram. edited by me.)

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Wow! Soooo Blue!

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I am Cute!!! Woof Woof!

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Team Valor all the way!!!!

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We found a bunch of pokemon near our house! The Nidoran was IN our house! Do the words "Personal space" mean nothing to them?

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The Pirate Eyepatch: The Great Lie Part 2

So as I explained in Part 1 the idea of pirates wearing an eye patch as a tactic in battle was a blatant lie because there has never been any historical documentation about it. My hope is that this lie will eventually die off. But in order for it to die a slow and hopefully painful death we need to replace this lie with something that is ACTUALLY true based on history. Something that proves to people that we don’t have to make things up about pirates because there are many more pirate legends and lore that are even more exciting than the eye patch lies.  So I am going to tell a grand story, rooted directly in the history of pirates, that you can tell anyone who brings up the eye patch lie. By doing this you will gain superiority over them in pirate lore. I will now present to you the legend of “Walking the Plank!”.

So what is so special about “Walking the Plank”? I mean we have heard of pirates making captives and turncoats walking the plank as a form of punishment in books and movies before. It is not really unheard of and it almost seems small compared to the eye patch lie; but it isn’t. Why would a pirate bother with tying up a plank and forcing someone off of it when they could just throw the person overboard or just plain kill them? The idea of walking the plank and the time and effort to set it up makes it seems like a lie really. Think about it why would they do that? Well the truth of it goes all the way back to the time of Julius Caesar and the Pirates of the Mediterranean.....

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