#piratisrex

[goldenscar]

insert clever quip about you disappearing for two years immediately after today -lacie

           i didn’t disappear, i just took a little detour totally didn’t get lost or anything

[curly-cook]

piratisrex replied to your post: Remember that time you kissed luffy? what was THAT...

❛ oh, i remember that! why DID that happen anyway? ❜

        “ ohh, you mean that. yes, yes. i remember now. it was nothing, luffy. a joke between nakama. forget about it since it was no fun.”

[yxsopp-blog]

Stakes have risen, IF ZORO WINS, SHANKS WILL WEAR FISHNETS AND HEELS AND ADMIT THAT USOPP'S BOUNTY POSTER IS COOLER THAN LUFFY'S IF SANJI WINS, YASOPP WILL WEAR NOTHING BUT HIS UNDERWEAR AND HIS CAPE AND ADMIT SHANKS' CAPE IS WAY COOLER THAN HIS.

[inlibertas]

@piratisrex // please delete me.

[curly-cook]

piratisrex replied to your post: [ when there’s nothing to drink in the fridge but...

*luffy voice* wh-whoops….?

       “ come here, luffy. i’m just gonna fillet you. ”

[curly-cook]

piratisrex replied to your post: clings to his back like a baby koala and whines...

audibly pouts. yeah, you heard me, AUDIBLY pouts. you may be facing away from him but he’s gonna make sure you can sense him pouting anyways in spite of that ❛ > / ❜ ( gfsdj wtf i missed u more??? AND I LOVE U MORE TOO FIGHT ME )

            a sense of deja vu hits him & he immediately sees & feel that face luffy always makes when he doesn’t get what he wants. fuck him for discovering that that face is his weakness. yes. fuck you captain. “ ugh !! fine ! ” he drops the plate he was washing & wipes his hands with the monkey still attached to his back. he ignores his rapid heartbeat .“ what do you want?? ”

[curly-cook]

piratisrex replied to your post: can I play with your hair too?

❛ eh?? but didn’t you let ME play with your hair though??? ❜ tilts head in confusion.

        “ uh, yeah, well. because... ——you’re my captain. & we can’t say no to our captain...?” luffy better buy this cause he has no other explanation for that.

[curly-cook]

piratisrex replied to your post: yosokui replied to your post: ...

CRASHES THROUGH THE WALL IN INORDINATE ANGER ❛ SHUT THE FUCK UP SANJI IS IMPORTANT AND GOOD AND THE BEST COOK EVER AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE AGAIN I’LL FLY US TO GERMA KINGDOM JUST TO KICK THOSE GUYS’ ASSES ALL OVER AGAIN (ALSO THEY’RE NOT YOUR FAMILY SHUT UP) ❜

goldenscar replied to your post: yosokui replied to your post: ...

BUSTS IN WITH LUFFY. first of all, fuck you. second of all, im going to fight you so youll never say those words ever again. THIRD OF ALL. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ALSO. THEY ARE /NOT/ YOUR FAMILY )

                  he’s not going to cry. he had enough of crying for fuck’s sake, but the swelling in his chest isn’t making this easy from him. how could he forget that these idiots are his family? these idiot who are destroying their own home. “ guys... why are destroying the sunny?? franky will be pissed you know. ”