#pisces tag

[thegraystreaks]

god why is nobody dating me!!! im not complicated theres literally a formula......like i’m a pisces and a Views bitch!! all u have to do is take me to any body of water at sunset and i’ll fall in love with u so someone step up!!!

[lykoian]

the five stages of grief for a piscean

DENIAL - fish? okayyy I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t see that or whatever. I’ll just look at my friends’ signs instead. I don’t even believe in zodiac posts that much anyway

ANGER - ok you know what? fuck you. fuck off. fuck everyone. we’re not fucking fish!!! we’re not!!! HONESTLY FUCK THE FUCK OFF STOP THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT WHY DO U EVEN DO THIS IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY

BARGAINING - okay look. I’ll get a pet fish if u stop relating all pisces stuff to fishes and the ocean. I will literally go scuba diving once a year if you just stop. just stop please. I get it our sign is literally two fishes I totally get it but. please

DEPRESSION - idk whatever. do what u want whatever. I don’t care. I want to care but fuck it. I just don’t, anymore. I give up. idc

ACCEPTANCE - lol fish yell heah blub blub

[your-astrology-bartender]

I'm really, really, really, really scared that everyone actually hates me deep down inside and they're forced to put up with me

Pisces sometimes

[your-astrology-bartender]

Funny Astro Pics #5

[your-astrology-bartender]

Please don't say that kind of thing, that could sound really offensive to some people, I hope you can be more sensitive. But I'm really really really sorry if I offended you in anyway if I did I didn't mean to im really really sorry. Are you mad? Never mind. Just ignore whatever I said I was being stupid. IM SO SORRY."

Poor Pisces, sometimes :(

[your-astrology-bartender]

Relationship Goals ft. Libra and Pisces

Libra: /goes on a date with Pisces to wherever Pisces wants

Pisces: /is very happy and chatters on about a bunch of stuff/

Libra: /smiles and listens/

Pisces: but- are you sure you're having fun? I mean I don't want you to feel bored or--

Libra: It's perfectly fine, I enjoy listening to you talk :)

Pisces: /their hearts just melt because that's the sweetest thing anybody could say to them/

[your-astrology-bartender]

Relationship Goals ft. Scorpio and Pisces

Pisces: /doodling absent-mindedly

Scorpio: /quietly walks into the room

Pisces: /starts humming or singing softly

Scorpio: /sneaks up behind Pisces and watches

Pisces: /oblivious

Scorpio: /leans close behind them/ did I ever tell you that you're cute

Pisces: /freaks tf out and gets all embarrassed/ ASCDBHJKSHJB T el l me when you're in the roo m omg

Scorpio: why should i interrupt you? :}

Pisces: /flustered af omg cuties/

[your-astrology-bartender]

The "everyone thinks they like to cry but can actually plan your murder and make it look like an accident" squad

Cancer, Pisces