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This piss-take of the Victoria Beckham Vogue interview made my night.

#victoria beckham #parody #spoof #piss-take #hilarious #off-license

Dissertation Research Blues

Worm-riddled tomes bid me good morning;

A rumbling and hollowed-out stomach bids me good afternoon;

And the bruising gales of winter bid me good night.

So I realise this is taking the piss out of one of my favourite musicals, and mainly out of the script, not the film, but it's so bloody hilarious! And lets be honest, most people picked up on these things anyway at some point or another...

#les miserables #piss-take #musical #parody #funny #singing

Controversial

So yeah, my tumblr is really controversial.

I think this needs to be the post were I just LET LOOSE.

All of you reading this, right now, waiting for me to say something controversial, this one is for you.

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Come on guys, some things can't be unseen.

DOGS ARE HAIRY AND HAVE LEGS!

OMG SO CONTROVERSIAL.

I'm such a trouble maker.

Some things should just NOT be said on Tumblr

#Rebel #Controversial #This is a Joke #This is funny #Piss-take

"There's a precis at the beginning of each episode... For idiots."

How it took me this long to find this thing, I do not know.

#downton abbey #piss-take #jennifer saunders #joanna lumley #kim catrall

Today in English we had to right a short story in the style of early Gothic fiction. Here is my piss-take:

Virginia lay, succumbing to her mournfulness on the grey stones, her heavy heart thumping erratically in her heaving bosom. Her eyes flickered and she exclaimed aloud, “oh dear me, do you think she really is dead?” Virginia couldn’t deal with the answer, she was far too feeble for reality so attempted to conceal her head in her quavering hands.

Suddenly she found herself listening to the echoing footsteps on the cobbled path. Her weak figure struggled to stand as Virginia grabbed hold of the cold metal handle of the church door. “Why oh why is there no handsome man to save me?” she ejaculated as her head turned, the woman was there again, in the shadows, blood pouring from her multitude of skirts. The incomer stretched her thin arms and moaned, a dark lonely moan, a moan! “Oh goodness,” Virginia whispered to herself, this was not something a woman must be exposed to she thought, and promptly died on the cobbles before her.

At this the frightful grey woman laughed to herself and thought how wonderful it would be to eat Virginia. She moaned again and stumbled forwards, step by step – banging into the walls and contorting her meek body that if had not had been bound by evil would be so beautiful and delightful for a man to perceive. The woman cackled as she reached the body of Virginia, “arrrrrghhhh, ye look so voluptuous”. She fell on top of Virginia and grabbed her wooden stick, “first I must stick this wood in her.” And so she did, deep, piercing her, it was murder – murder!

Virginia’s body was ruined, no man would ever bury her now. The grey woman finished her evil task for she was possessed by the most horrible of devils and climbed precariously over the remains of Virginia. She through down a decomposing lemon as a parting gift to the dead female and thought to her evil self, “if only she had one of those men folk, ha ha ha” and promptly stumbled away – never to be seen again in the dark cobbled church passage.

#gothic fiction #piss-take