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"5 shillings not good enough? youll only take gold?"

gives off the same vibes as

"if you dont come down sharply on some of these people, theyd soon be asking for the earth"

#mysterious references mentioned #mysterious #problems problems #an inspector calls #maurice 1987 #gcse english #pisssss #i need to shit #help

different mutual here, but I agree that would be quite nice to see!

2 mutuals huh??

You dirty freaks want to see me covered in piss

#mine.slime #anons #mutuals #pisssss #dirty freaks

< dude awake at 4 am

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In light of the fact that @polymathematical and I are high as balls right now, we decided that the beginning of The Tale of Two Cities needed to be updated for the modern era. Please, be gentle with your criticisms and constructive with your praise. This is our child, our magnum opus. Without further adieu, I give you:

Twice Bitch’d

(Original below for comparison)

The times, damn, they be like that sometimes. Some men had no sauce, and were lost; still others were lost in the sauce. Bitches be stanning, and oh my god, stop fuckin lying. The season in which I was me, and the season in which I was also me. The days in which my skin cleared, my depression cured, and my crops flourished; and the days God personally came down from heaven to fuck me in the ass, killing me instantly.

(Original)

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair…