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First place: intellxctual Please message me with who you'd like for your icons as well as an idea for the thread.
Second place: luxgaia Same as above.
Third place: pitchforkofdestiny & winterfellsnowdrifts Please message me with an idea you'd like to roleplay/so we can plot.
Congrats, everyone!
pitchforkofdestiny
"Zeus? This is so sudden!" Poseidon said. fanning himself
Zeus knelt before the sea god, ring pop in hand. "I know we've only been together for a few days, but I-- I love you so much, my hunky big brother! I want you to be my forever guy! Will you marry me?"
SCREAMING
GEORGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pozeuson
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
shops for groceries
They'd do it together, because they both like different things, and hate it equally. At least, if it's a job for two, there's less for each to be annoyed by.
kills the spiders
Zeus, because Poseidon doesn't want to kill them. Not because he's scared, but because 'they're living creatures too, Zeus! If you're gonna kill it, let me leave first!'
comes home drunk at 3am
Poseidon. But Zeus will always be waiting with water, blankets, and a bucket just in case. He'll cuddle to Poseidon to sleep, and take care of his hangover in the morning; all while balancing paperwork and other business.
makes breakfast
Zeus usually wakes up early, and will throw something together. But sometimes, Poseidon will force himself to wake up before Zeus and make him something special; Eggs benedict with orange juice (Poseidon's personal favourite), and honey sausages, bacon, and the big potato hashbrowns with seasoning. Zeus is usually in his best mood after that.
remembers to feed the fish
Poseidon, obviously. He takes good care of his fishies, and Zeus loves watching him address each fish by name, putting just the right amount of food in.
decorates the apartment
Usually Zeus. Poseidon has a unique sense of style that Zeus doesn't quite agree with, so he takes charge of the decorating. He likes matching colour schemes, and simple furniture. While Poseidon likes funky colours and patterns, with unique pieces of furniture, he obliges Zeus's desires and goes simple.
initiates duets
Poseidon. He'll burst into song while making dinner, or when they're out in the yard, and he'll dance around Zeus until the sky god joins in, and they're doing a full musical number in the kitchen while making burgers.
falls asleep first
Poseidon. Zeus usually has a hard time falling asleep, but Poseidon doesn't. Once the sea god's asleep, Zeus listens to his breathing and snuggles close until he too falls asleep.
Zeus & Poseidon
Who is louder?
Poseidon is a very vocal person as it is, especially in the bedroom; However, Zeus likes to egg his brother on by making noises too. They’re not quiet when they have sex, but luckily, people know when they’re going at it, and refrain from going near the area.
Who is more experimental?
Zeus and Poseidon are notorious for their experimentation in all areas. The bedroom is no different.
Who takes more risks?
It’s very equal, they like to change things up a lot.
Do they fuck or make love?
There’s plenty of love to be shared between the two, and they have an emotional connection regardless. But sex is never the stereotypical slow and steady type with them.
Lights on or off?
Both have great bodies and nothing to hide. Zeus thoroughly enjoys running his hands over Poseidon's tanned skin, and the sea god shamelessly loves Zeus's muscles.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
Poseidon-- He rarely even locks a door, he's that comfortable with the idea. He has no shame.
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
The idea is already in both of their minds-- They aren't tied to one another, and are not possessive. They both have wives, after all. A threesome is not too far fetched an idea, but Zeus might be the first to suggest it.
Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
Poseidon does it purely to annoy Zeus, not for any of his own purposes.
Who comes first?
Often enough, it's a contest to see who can last longest. It's usually Zeus. Poseidon eventually gets fed up of waiting when it feels so good.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
Poseidon is always happy to receive, and Zeus loves giving.
Who is more submissive?
Zeus is a very dominant man, and hates being a bottom when it comes to male lovers. He refuses to let Poseidon top him-- Not that the sea god is complaining.
Who usually initiates things?
Zeus. He loves sex with Poseidon. It's a way to let off steam without worrying about hurting him. He's always the one to approach the subject, and Poseidon's more than happy to oblige.
Who is more sensitive?
Poseidon, hands down.
Who has the most patience?
Zeus. Poseidon hates waiting, especially during sex.
Which kinks do they share?
Rough sex, perhaps light bondage-- Blindfolds or cuffs, at maximum.
Poseidon/Zeus
ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART / THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING I SHIP ANY MORE AND I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE THESE TWO
// Pretty sure that any minute now, Poseidon's going to tackle Ares to the ground and fight him for the rum.
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//I’m laughing rlly hard at that gif omg
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//It’s true, he did
// I love you both omg
