@pixieintorchwood replied to “More Crap about the Alien Stasis”
once again, blame either Bob or Larry for putting a virtual Felicity in the simulation! either them or blame Tom over in Accounting, he hates it when they have to run simulations.
Bob: *working*
Larry: So who’s that blonde chick?
Bob: Oh, well, you know how they have the token black guy?
Larry: Yeah?
Bob: Well, this is like that.
Larry: But they already have a white blonde chick.
Bob: Oh, well, she’s a badass assassin, this other girl is...uhh.
Larry: *waiting for an answer*
Bob: I guess she doesn’t really fit anywhere.
Larry: then where are you gonna put her?
Bob: *thinking*
Larry: ...
Bob: ...
Larry: *opens mouth*
Bob: I gottit! I’ll just throw her into the discarded pile.
Larry: Why’d you even extract her then?
Bob: Some dumb actor decided to ad-lib her existence, only because there’s a cult that worships him because of this chick.
Larry: Aw, man, Tom-from-accounting is going to be so pissed you wasted money and time extracting her.
Bob: Don’t say his name, it summons - .
Tom: WHAT’D YOU DO?!