#pizza table

[outsidewolves]

Sketchbook backhaul

[rn-deliabusby]

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[fromthedust]

[stormethecat]

According to Wikipedia, another name for these things is “pizza nipple”

[redwyvern]

Not many things hold as much whimsy as the humble pizza table. Some may say it's to hold the pizza together during travel; but we all know the truth, it is for the tiny pizza gnomes, they talk to me in my sleep and tell me to order pizza.

[tiny-delights]

[sickeningbastard]

Hehehehe I'm the most flawed human ever

[sickeningbastard]

So I just Googled "fever dreams" and they're exactly what I thought they were. I had one about a week or so ago. It was just a kilometer tall stack of unstable pizza tables (those little plastic things, you know 'em). I was stuck about halfway up, and was about the size of one of them. I had to try and keep my balance, and the whole nightmare balancing act lasted until I was woken up by my alarm.